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Daffynitions

  1. Timing: the most important element in a rain dance. about 3 hours ago via HootSuite
  2. Squeaky: the wheel that not only gets the grease, but is also the first to be replaced. about 4 hours ago via HootSuite
  3. Lesser: of two evils, the one to choose. about 5 hours ago via HootSuite
  4. Liar: what people automatically think you are when you tell an disagreeable truth. about 6 hours ago via HootSuite
  5. Antidepressant: whatever it is that’s causing the unwarranted optimism about your dead end job. about 6 hours ago via HootSuite
  6. Interested: what more people should attempt to be instead of interesting. about 7 hours ago via HootSuite
  7. Classless: what school is in summer. about 8 hours ago via HootSuite
  8. Programming: the only thing about television that hasn’t improved. about 9 hours ago via HootSuite
  9. "Dave? Dave's not here." "No man, it's me. I'm Dave"~Cheech & Chong @moonalice about 10 hours ago via HootSuite in reply to Moonalice
  10. H’i’b’l’it: had it but lost it. about 10 hours ago via HootSuite
  11. Pyramid: an organized pile of rocks. about 11 hours ago via HootSuite
  12. Yesterday's most RTd. Virtual: the only reality most people are prepared to deal with. about 14 hours ago via HootSuite
  13. RT @artforcause: RT @Daffynitions Rule of thumb: the know-it-all’s formula for making a guess. about 16 hours ago via HootSuite
  14. RT @justplainbill1: Who are you going to believe, me or your own eyes? Groucho Marx about 16 hours ago via HootSuite
  15. RT @ginam121: RT @Daffynitions: Therapy: what you need if you take #daffynitions seriously. about 17 hours ago via HootSuite
  16. RT @ronsupportsyou: RT @Daffynitions Runaround: what health insurance companies give you in an effort to increase your cardio conditioning. about 17 hours ago via HootSuite
  17. #Daffynitions RT @kristenannehill: @Daffynitions Conundrum: when the smart part of you says no, but the emotional part says yes. about 17 hours ago via HootSuite
  18. Quarter: what George Washington flashed when asked for identification. See also dollar bill. about 18 hours ago via HootSuite
  19. RT @moxby_design: "@Daffynitions: Strategy: semi-organized dumb luck." #lol about 18 hours ago via HootSuite
  20. Strategy: semi-organized dumb luck. 9:35 PM Jun 1st via HootSuite
  • Name Joe Heuer
  • Location Rock & Roll Paradise
  • Web http://rockandrol...
  • Bio Daffynitions is my metaphor for creativity...and the literary version of Short Attention Span Theater. @RockandRollGuru alter ego.
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