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dadsoffthecouch

  1. Only now am I told it's National Doughnut Day?! Damn! That's 19 hours WASTED! #twodozenassortedpleez #fb 4:32 PM Jun 1st via Seesmic
  2. @BillCorbett Hair Condition. Perhaps just a remider to check. But then of course it's still missing a question mark. Damn. 4:09 PM Jun 1st via Seesmic in reply to BillCorbett
  3. "The ships hung in the sky in much the same way that bricks don't." #happytowelday! 12:12 PM May 25th via Seesmic
  4. @devtony Jeez, and just in time for #happytowelday... what are the odds? (Insert Heart of Gold reference here.) 8:12 AM May 25th via Seesmic in reply to devtony
  5. Yet another burden I must bear: overly gregarious home appliances. #noblesseoblige twitpic.com/9p2p3r 8:04 AM May 25th via Seesmic
  6. Impressive roar from crowd thunders through mall: either the Rangers scored or Caligula's back in town. #breadandcircuses #fb 6:46 PM May 12th via Seesmic
  7. @BillCorbett Assuming public announcement of PERFECT CRIME is crude attempt at framing said puppy. For SHAME sir! 6:37 PM May 12th via Seesmic in reply to BillCorbett
  8. RT @jimearl666: "Bullying gay classmates"? Romney prefers to call it "restructuring their self esteem." #fb 4:00 PM May 11th via Seesmic
  9. What sorcery is this?! A Machine that tells the time AND plays Compact Musical Discs?! #WelcomeTo1996 twitpic.com/9j6kh8 10:31 AM May 9th via Seesmic
  10. Just posted a photo instagr.am/p/KT_jPsmDGJ/ 9:43 PM May 6th via Instagram
  11. RT @TheTweetOfGod: "Gay Romney Spokesman Quits Under Pressure." Good! It's a disgusting, evil lifestyle choice to be a Romney spokesman. 8:40 PM May 1st via Seesmic
  12. About to get us some Requiem. #mmmVerdi instagr.am/p/KGkgjVmDPY/ 4:37 PM May 1st via Instagram
  13. and rust never sleeps instagr.am/p/KEBq5kGDHt/ 4:52 PM Apr 30th via Instagram
  14. At Dunkin Donuts admiring what I presume is thier new ad campaign: Dystopian March of the Caffine Addicts. twitpic.com/9f9461 8:35 AM Apr 29th via Seesmic
  15. Still at #NYSSMA. Long day. Scent of Band Nerd is nearly overwhelming. Starting to think Kurtz may be around the next bend in the river. #fb 12:07 PM Apr 28th via Seesmic
  16. Chrome never dies instagr.am/p/J8MhZPmDCd/ 3:53 PM Apr 27th via Instagram