DadGoneMad
- HOW?! How is it possible that @momofali has a final, finished, store-ready copy of RAGE when I, the author, do not? This does not bode well.about 9 hours ago from web
- "Yegshamesh! My name-a Wombat. I like you. I like sex. Is nice!" #1stdraftmovielinesabout 9 hours ago from web
- Searching for the right implement with which to remove my itchy, sunburned skin. Options include a lemon zester, a minivan, and dry ice.about 10 hours ago from web
- Bruno: Some funny moments but nowhere near as awesome as Borat.about 14 hours ago from mobile web
- VASSUP! Seeing Bruno in an hour.about 17 hours ago from web
- "Mr. Extraterrestrial, please come to a white courtesy phone. We have a call waiting for you." #firstdraftmovielines6:36 PM Jul 9th from web
- "Goodnight, you princes of Maine. You snotty-nosed, poopie-pantsed little bastards of New England." #1stdraftmovielines5:26 PM Jul 9th from web
- "Whoa, whoa, whoa... stop right there. Eatin' a fish out and givin' a fish a foot massage ain't even the same thing." #1stdraftmovielines5:20 PM Jul 9th from web
- Sometimes NOT having an iPhone makes me feel like some kind of prehistoric backwoods douchebag. May as well have an outhouse.11:18 AM Jul 9th from web
- @girlsgonechild is hilarious and lovely and possibly a bit of a goober: http://www.flickr.com/photo...10:40 AM Jul 9th from web
- My kids are fascinated by my magenta sunburn. It's like they've never seen a sunscreeen-averse idiot before.9:27 AM Jul 9th from web
- @steenface If you buy one locally and send it to me, I'll sign the shit out of it.6:24 PM Jul 8th from web
- It's not ABOUT the sucky American beer, dude. It's about @alimartell . Have you SEEN her? She's a knockout! http://www.alimartell.com/5:00 PM Jul 8th from web
- Canadians don't know how to spell. And they have a beer superiority complex, too. http://www.alimartell.com/i...4:48 PM Jul 8th from web
- I may have mentioned this once before but I wrote a book and it comes out in twenty-six days! Please love it. http://dannyevansbooks.com/3:16 PM Jul 8th from web
- You know that saying, "If it bleeds, it leads"? What about when other things leak out. Does it lead if it drools? Or pees? Or cries?1:55 PM Jul 8th from web
- Whomever named Disneyland "The Happiest Place On Earth" never tried to park there.12:00 PM Jul 8th from web
- Is pink the new tan? And am I an idiot for taking a pic of my ab? http://bit.ly/Wl9Iy9:06 AM Jul 8th from web
- Kid, you've got about five seconds to start listening to me or I will DEFINITELY stick my stinky, webbed toes all up in your bidness.5:44 PM Jul 7th from web
- We still get mail addressed to the family who lived in this house before us. That was 10 YEARS AGO, folks! Dave's not here.5:22 PM Jul 7th from web
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- Name Danny Evans
- Location Where the cool people chill
- Web http://www.dannye...
- Bio Rage Against The Meshugenah (by me) comes out Aug. 4. http://www.dannyevansbooks.com
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