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  1. If you're going to make a movie about the end of the world, casting Danny Glover as the President is an excellent start.
  2. I cannot believe I'm saying this. http://bit.ly/4yDMvC {RT for the a.m. crowd}
  3. I cannot believe I'm saying this. http://bit.ly/4yDMvC
  4. Happy Hanukkah, honey. Hope you like 'em. http://bit.ly/2ltVYI
  5. Just when you thought you'd seen everything, some dickhead names his son "ESPN." http://bit.ly/35dtnJ
  6. Today is International Throw Out The Rest Of The Halloween Candy Because I'm Tired Of Smelling Your Nasty Butterfinger Breath Day!
  7. My wife is in Hawaii. I am not. My wife is holding a baby. I am trying to restrain my children from committing fratricide. #totallyhosed
  8. My son is the boy I always wanted to be when I was a kid. If I was nine, I'd want to be his friend.
  9. Shirley you can't be serious.
  10. RT @abc7 Magnitude 2.4 quake hit Yorba Linda area at 11:06 a.m. Did you feel it? {2.4?! I've had pee chills that shook harder than that!}
  11. (Blog) Superstar, a long-overdue rap about life as a blogger. http://bit.ly/ORmWJ
  12. "So you wanna be a blog superstar, and live large. A big mouth, mind scars, you're in charge. Comin' up on the web, don't link nobody..."
  13. Duke University students, you should not ‘just sit around and masturbate.’ http://bit.ly/1littS
  14. The neighbor boy is practicing his drums. Either that or there's someone inside my head, pounding on my skull with a ball-peen hammer.
  15. "You gotta cry without weeping, talk without speaking, scream without raising your voice."
  16. Why I lit myself on fire. http://bit.ly/oVdXx
  17. Nice. In his review of RAGE, this dude takes a gratuitous shot at my alma mater. He probly went to San Jose State. :) http://bit.ly/3j13yK
  18. You can't prove that I just downloaded two songs from the Glee soundtrack, so shut up and go assassinate someone else's character.
  19. I biked 50 miles this week and do you know what I got for my efforts? A sore taint.
  20. What's so funny? #threewordsaftersex