DadGoneMad
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If you're going to make a movie about the end of the world, casting Danny Glover as the President is an excellent start.
9:26 PM Nov 13th
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I cannot believe I'm saying this. {RT for the a.m. crowd}
8:10 AM Nov 13th
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I cannot believe I'm saying this.
7:17 PM Nov 12th
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Happy Hanukkah, honey. Hope you like 'em.
8:45 AM Nov 12th
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Just when you thought you'd seen everything, some dickhead names his son "ESPN."
8:25 AM Nov 12th
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Today is International Throw Out The Rest Of The Halloween Candy Because I'm Tired Of Smelling Your Nasty Butterfinger Breath Day!
7:33 AM Nov 12th
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My wife is in Hawaii. I am not. My wife is holding a baby. I am trying to restrain my children from committing fratricide.
5:13 PM Nov 11th
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My son is the boy I always wanted to be when I was a kid. If I was nine, I'd want to be his friend.
7:31 PM Nov 10th
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Shirley you can't be serious.
3:08 PM Nov 10th
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RT @ Magnitude 2.4 quake hit Yorba Linda area at 11:06 a.m. Did you feel it? {2.4?! I've had pee chills that shook harder than that!}
12:32 PM Nov 10th
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(Blog) Superstar, a long-overdue rap about life as a blogger.
7:48 AM Nov 10th
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"So you wanna be a blog superstar, and live large. A big mouth, mind scars, you're in charge. Comin' up on the web, don't link nobody..."
7:54 PM Nov 9th
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Duke University students, you should not ‘just sit around and masturbate.’
6:48 PM Nov 9th
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The neighbor boy is practicing his drums. Either that or there's someone inside my head, pounding on my skull with a ball-peen hammer.
5:05 PM Nov 9th
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"You gotta cry without weeping, talk without speaking, scream without raising your voice."
1:21 PM Nov 9th
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Why I lit myself on fire.
12:14 PM Nov 9th
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Nice. In his review of RAGE, this dude takes a gratuitous shot at my alma mater. He probly went to San Jose State. :)
11:59 AM Nov 9th
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You can't prove that I just downloaded two songs from the Glee soundtrack, so shut up and go assassinate someone else's character.
11:21 AM Nov 9th
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I biked 50 miles this week and do you know what I got for my efforts? A sore taint.
5:01 PM Nov 8th
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What's so funny?
3:53 PM Nov 8th
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- Name Danny Evans
- Location Your heart
- Web http://www.dannye...
- Bio Author, writer, dadblogger, ectomorph with a great ass, a lactose intolerance issue, and deplorable penmanship.
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