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  1. "Oh yes, reading is fundamental..."
  2. yeah, but i'm wearing board shorts!
  3. Tater tots, Motherlover!
  4. Fuck you. I thought it was bok choi.
  5. 80s haircut twelve o'clock. Oh fuck yes.
  6. ATMs on Block Island have a 35 dollar fee! But they come with a lapdance, so there's that.
  7. @sammybananas times are changing, my friend.
  8. @thegreatdunlap is a trendsetter. Way ahead on popped collars and bandanas.
  9. You're on block island, buddy. Life is at a standstill.
  10. ...electric sex gleaming in the window.
  11. Spelled big M, little organ.
  12. is can you make that drunken cowGIRL hash? 'Cause that's more my speed.
  13. Close up on Wolfman. Okay, that's enough of Wolfman.
  14. I gave her lefty.
  15. I'm organizing the stoniest drug rally... I mean, anti-drug rally.
  16. But I caaaaaan't!! I have to keep my feet on the ground!
  17. So, you get nothing. You lose. Good day, sir. I said, "good day".
  18. It's all there, black and white, clear as crystal. You stole fizzy lifting drinks. You bumped into the ceiling, which now has to be washed.
  19. But I haven't any tools. VoilĂ !
  20. You people have the morals of guinea pigs!!