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PS: Children who wake me any less than 6 hours from now will be stun-gunned, boxed up & shipped to China ... with no return address listed.
about 2 hours ago
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Another 350-mile return drive in the history books. That brings the 16-year total to about 1.7 million roundtrip miles. Still beats flying.
about 2 hours ago
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What is this "moderation" of which you speak?
2:41 PM Nov 26th
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I am thankful ... that a day exists on which total gluttony is not only acceptable, but is actually encouraged. Happy Thanksgiving, y'all!
7:47 AM Nov 26th
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Dear Everyone in the Known Universe: Sorry about all the ruckus; that's just my son having 1 of the most epic meltdowns in recorded history.
4:49 PM Nov 25th
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My first-ever girls' night out, courtesy of @:
4:00 PM Nov 24th
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"w/ @ & her blogger crew"? How on earth did I not go with "w/ @ and her BLOG POSSE"? Margaritas + sleep deprivation = rhyme FAIL.
7:06 AM Nov 24th
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Just crawled into bed after an evening spent swilling margaritas w/ @ & her blogger crew. Philadelphia will never be the same. Word.
9:22 PM Nov 23rd
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I love the MacBook pro my boss sent me ... except for the part about the fan that sounds like a Harrier Jet. Who knew the iMac was so quiet?
11:11 AM Nov 23rd
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Just unexpectedly watched the film "Crash" for the first time. Terribly relaxing. Also: does anyone have some Xanax I can guzzle?
7:21 PM Nov 22nd
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RT @: "@ if u saw me in crocs you'd laugh. In fear of cloggery AWESOMENESSATION." I side w/ @
4:40 AM Nov 22nd
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To recap: Cub Scouts Fri night = 2 hrs less sleep; roadtrip Sat night = 3 hrs less sleep, probability of spectacular meltdown Sun = 100%.
4:13 AM Nov 22nd
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The good thing about Zan being up so late due to our drive to Philly is that he slept extra late. Oh, wait, my bad; he was up @ 5:FUCKING20.
4:07 AM Nov 22nd
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Safe & sound in Philly. Sleeping in twin guest bed. Jayna's sound asleep in a bed pushed up against mine. The cuteness might keep me awake.
9:08 PM Nov 21st
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New slogan suggestion for Friendly's @ exit 64 on I-84 in Connecticut: "Friendly's: It's not Hell ... but you can see it from here."
3:18 PM Nov 21st
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Zan is usually asleep 45 mins ago. Right now, he's drenched w/ sweat in an ice cold gym & shot out of a cannon. Tomorrow's gonna be AWESOME.
5:32 PM Nov 20th
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RT @: "@ Is man w/ Crocs on @?" Thankfully, no. I like to pretend @ is just kidding about the clogs.
4:52 PM Nov 20th
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There's a full-grown man sitting next to me with Crocs on his feet. I might accidentally laugh right in his face.
4:22 PM Nov 20th
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Checking my list of Things I Want To Do Tonight. "Take Son to Cub Scouts Sports Night During What Normally Is His Bedtime"? Not seeing it.
3:18 PM Nov 20th
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We have a winnah!
2:28 PM Nov 20th
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- Name Daddy Scratches
- Location Boston area
- Web http://daddyscrat...
- Bio 'About yourself in fewer than 160 characters'? It takes me 160 characters just to clear my throat.
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