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daddy_san

  1. A compilation of @robdelaney's classic @BarackObama tweets. bit.ly/uSTe9W bit.ly/Ly9xDC 11 minutes ago via web
  2. If you won't hire a farter who can musically control his sphincter instead of a beat-boxer, don't talk to me about being "open-minded". about 1 hour ago via web
  3. "I've got you....under my bionic surface...."- Frankensinatra about 3 hours ago via web
  4. How the quest for a child's passport exposes a society's prejudices. Brilliantly written by @natashabadhwar bit.ly/MF81Tx about 4 hours ago via web
  5. @Chakraviyuh Bang. Bang. Bang. *sir, aisa nahi hai sir please aap...* Bang. about 5 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  6. Michael "Buddhah Hoga Tera Baap" Schumacher takes pole at Monaco Grand Prix. #F1 (5 place grid penalty, and yet. Fucking genius) about 8 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  7. #DidYouKnow it takes 348 muscles to reply to a tweet and only 2 to RT it? #omgfacts about 8 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  8. The best part about Avengers was the trailer for Prometheus. about 15 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  9. The last time I wrote an open letter, my friend ended up paying postage and never spoke to me again. :( 1:10 PM May 25th via web
  10. "So what will it be, the red pill or the blue pill?" | "I don't know, which one will give me an erection?" - Scumbag Neo 12:29 PM May 25th via web
  11. If you're a man, try this. 1. Think of something really impulsive and stupid to say 2. Don't say it. 3. Congrats, now you're a woman. 11:56 AM May 25th via web
  12. I wonder about life. quickmeme.com/meme/3pg1oy/ 8:53 AM May 25th via web
  13. Marriage is like scotch. A blend that's rich, fulfilling and intoxicating. Except in one case. Only scotch is great on the rocks. 9:11 PM May 24th via Twitter for iPhone
  14. "I think Aishwarya Rai's fat and hideous and you can't judge me for my opinion" - Any man who has pushed out a 4 lb baby from his groin. 7:45 PM May 24th via web
  15. Dachshunds are basically limos for fleas. 4:18 PM May 24th via Twitter for iPhone
  16. URGENT: For hostage negotiation! Seeking experienced professional, eg Segway owner who's convinced others to take him seriously. Pls RT. 11:31 AM May 24th via Twitter for iPhone