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  1. . @JBieberBitchess McDonald's is bad for you. How about a bowl of Cheerios? 8:32 AM Mar 30th via TweetDeck
  2. @SaturnEclipseUK you sure about that? 8:30 AM Mar 13th via TweetDeck in reply to SaturnEclipseUK
  3. . @01LadyMacbeth01 Are you talking with your mouth full? It sounds like you are talking with your mouth full. Knock it off. 9:20 PM Mar 8th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to 01LadyMacbeth01
  4. . @thebigbluegold This is a damn proud moment! 11:52 AM Mar 8th via TweetDeck
  5. . @itstrami because Florida has Hurricanes and Germany has beer. It was an easy choice. 12:30 PM Mar 6th via TweetDeck
  6. @REALItyCh3ckK raff! 9:42 AM Mar 5th via TweetDeck in reply to REALItyCh3ckK
  7. @cdmaloney1 you don't need all that crap for breakfast. we have cereal and milk. 9:02 AM Feb 28th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to cdmaloney1
  8. @arron_dobbins maybe you also want your own job so you can pay for that apartment? 9:01 AM Feb 28th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to arron_dobbins
  9. @Lewis_Crichton what were you hoping to do with it? 12:14 AM Feb 28th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to Lewis_Crichton
  10. @LickMyNutzHo I feel you, & you're right. How about from now on, you pay the mortgage and buy the groceries. I'll do the dishes. 8:04 AM Feb 21st via Twitter for iPhone in reply to LickMyNutzHo
  11. @naypentin @mum uhm. Tea. 7:24 PM Feb 20th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to naypentin
  12. @TheHypnoZoo 7:23 PM Feb 20th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to TheHypnoZoo
  13. @_AlexBates 1:42 PM Feb 20th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to _AlexBates
  14. @trinhalin @mom you obviously haven't learned a damn thing. You're grounded for 2 more months and no Facebook! #toughlove 10:50 AM Feb 20th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to trinhalin
  15. @DavidTichauer nothing wrong with turnips. They put hair on your chest. 10:49 AM Feb 20th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to DavidTichauer
  16. @EJay_EssTen I have a better idea. Why don't I take you to go get a JOB. 10:48 AM Feb 20th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to EJay_EssTen
  17. @Say_Rah33 @uberfacts @kennedybeach10 what did you say? I was busy trying to figure out what these tweets say. 10:47 AM Feb 20th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to Say_Rah33
  18. @_HCODD I'm at the Gym too. Only it's really called The Couch and the only thing I'm lifting is a big cup of coffee. 9:09 AM Feb 18th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to _HCODD
  19. .@BigCatenacci You say that like it's a bad thing. What's more relaxing than a few cold ones? #justonemore 2:58 PM Feb 16th via TweetDeck