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  1. This is just hitting me now, but 58.3 million people voted to put Sarah Palin a heartbeat from the presidency. #irresponsible
  2. More designer jeans at my kindergartener's X-mas party that at most clubs on a Saturday night. Moms *and* dads. #edina
  3. @kevincasson coat is awesome but only required for the really rough stuff.
  4. @shellen did my invite get lost in the mail?
  5. James Bain free after 35 years wrongfully imprisoned. F-ing bullshit. Donate to @innocenceblog! http://tinyurl.com/ydgqm5v
  6. @ryankeberly Never spend more than $15 on a BOX of #wine!
  7. Best part of The Hangover (besides Heather Graham breastfeeding) is the closing credits (Carrot Top!). Never good. #disappointment
  8. Retail is so brutal even Gucci is on sale: http://www.gucci.com/us/us-english/us/sale/mens-ready-to-wear/ DEEP discounts.
  9. Jamie Jungers on Today looking beat. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ihONEneFQ0U. Tiger Woods' taste in mistresses is appalling. #tiger
  10. Yahoo CEO Bartz: Tiger Woods story is "better than Michael Jackson dying" for ad revenue. http://tinyurl.com/yc9s97x
  11. Let the flurry of X-mas cards begin! It must totally suck being a postman this time of year.
  12. @sopheava love that!
  13. Awesome article on Team Tiger and Uchitel's $1-3M payoff: http://tinyurl.com/ygo9fcl "She knows where all the coochie is buried." #tiger
  14. Gatorade drops Tiger Woods. I don't get it. "Thirst Quencher" is perfect! #tiger
  15. If this "mansion" is $2.3M, Swedish real estate more expensive than downtown Tokyo. http://tinyurl.com/yfnxd59 #tiger
  16. Mindy Lawton doesn't fit Woods' mistress mold. http://tinyurl.com/yessa7a. Is it possible she's banging some other guy named Tiger Woods?
  17. Just loving the New York Daily News. Headline: "Woods' popularity dropping faster than his pants." http://tinyurl.com/yggnb6p #tiger
  18. Vikings finally down by more than 2 scores, Favre finally playing like Favre. I know you won't disappoint, Brent. #exposed #vikings #favre
  19. E.J. Henderson's foot flopping around in the air.
  20. It finally happened. I am officially over Super Bowl XXXII. Only took 12 years. #packers