dabitch
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@ I mean don't tell interpol
about 1 hour ago
via web
in reply to thebrandi
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@ Yes dear, it's the law here, But I'm not right now actually. Don't INTERPOL.
about 1 hour ago
via web
in reply to thebrandi
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Lithuania's biggest export is the hip thrust.
about 2 hours ago
via Twitter for iPhone
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I would love to see Justin Timberlake attempt a one-handed flip in the middle of a concert.
about 2 hours ago
via Echofon
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Eurovision in da house. Me: "He was good, he gets ten points from me." Offspring: "He was great he gets GOOGLE points from me." Me: "Whoa"
about 1 hour ago
via web
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Wow, twitter, your helpful "let me fill in the username you might mean" thing is wacko at times.
about 3 hours ago
via web
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omg the worst name ever --> Skynet's got some real competition: via @
about 3 hours ago
via web
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@ Hahah. Hon får int.
about 5 hours ago
via web
in reply to deeped
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@ Tvivlar. Twittrandet är ju när man säger nåt. Skaffat konto har väl alla snart, till och med min onge, men hon twittrar int än.
about 5 hours ago
via web
in reply to deeped
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"Nå, choklad går alltid åt!" konstaterar jag. "Speciellt när man bantar" noterar mamma.
about 5 hours ago
via web
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@ ah.
about 6 hours ago
via web
in reply to deeped
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@ Måste ge dig dig poäng för "ljudiska konspirationen" ordvitsen också. Men vad demonstrade de för/mot/vaffö? Och vilka var de?
about 6 hours ago
via web
in reply to nikkelin
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The Parenting Stylus 3: The Trespassers | The Examined Life with Thomas Beller
about 7 hours ago
via Tweet Button
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Retro word of the day: "penisocracy". Chuckle among yourselves.
about 7 hours ago
via web
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I asked a coworker how many drags he averages on a cigarette.
Turns out he has OCD and now hates me.
about 8 hours ago
via web
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@ you awake?
about 15 hours ago
via Twitter for iPhone
in reply to strawberrycough
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Saw a guy wearing suede fringe Peter Pan booties and now my vagina won't come out from behind the couch.
9:47 AM May 25th
via web
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@ If he's anything like tonight, you'll have a great time at @ - he just went offstage, it was BLASTING the last few
1:34 PM May 25th
via web
in reply to M0zilla
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@ Don't have much choice, I live across the street. :) & it's Friday so what the hell.
12:43 PM May 25th
via web
in reply to M0zilla
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@ you're gonna have to type that louder, I don't think Ozzy can hear you.
12:41 PM May 25th
via web
in reply to M0zilla
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- Name Åsk Dabitch
- Location Sweden
- Web http://adland.tv
- Bio I'm the force behind @adland. Art Director geek. Call me bitch & die. Tweets in Swedish, English, bad Dutch, and fluent weirdo. ♺ me for luck. オスク・ダビッチ - オスクさん
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