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  1. 4 months 3 weeks 2 days and one and a half hours of nonstop comedy!
  2. My internal haircut notification is when my sideburns get mistaken for peyos
  3. I have not sent out an email all day long. Enjoy it while it lasts, correspondents.
  4. never suggest new order at libertarian dance parties
  5. while i don't know what is happening in honduras,i am proud to inform you that michael jackson does not have a will.thanks american jour ...
  6. i have no hudson river!
  7. will work for barbecue
  8. sarah palin for president of banal superlatives!
  9. @theginbin And with that, Gina became Larry David
  10. murray hill?more like murray chill!hahahahah seriouslywhatamidoing withmylife
  11. But Stephen Malkmus is still OK, right?
  12. i just caught myself waving and saying hi to a hound at washington square park.not.a.good.sign.
  13. @lisahutchins Hi Lisa, I'm definitely interested and I see you have tech positions open but I think you may have your messages option off..
  14. Show your officemates how sensitive you are by streaming Belle & Sebastian's new work http://tinyurl.com/pftw4y (actually just Murdoch)
  15. @NickDuring We've lulled our opponents into a sense of comfort. Next time we'll score 12!
  16. @lisahutchins Um, I'll bite. Tell me about opportunities at Ruder Finn!
  17. @rachsyme http://tinyurl.com/28l3he you're welcome!
  18. @Bargeronl I'm a total philistine but I'll ask it anyways: how's the food?
  19. hello hoboken:you're like park slope with less self-righteousness but more chain restaurants.feh,it evens out?
  20. Don't worry about it, it's just a video of KOKOTHEGORILLA MEETING HER IDOL MR. ROGERS!7 http://tinyurl.com/ctntym