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  1. It's beginning to look a lot like Pissedmas.
  2. "Uh oh!" RIP Kim Peek.
  3. @KathySierra Incentive of the ice cream user experience was definitely greater any barrier from the current body and room temperatures.
  4. "I'm soooo cold. I'm freeeeeezing." she says, half an hour before the decision to eat ice cream.
  5. Oh, so THAT'S what the button does.
  6. Thanks to @baileygenine's dad, I am now worried about gummy bears.
  7. Can of Coke Zero tastes all watery and flat--2nd can in the box was fine. Is it worth calling them, or is it going to waste more of my time?
  8. @abigvictory ...right now?
  9. Pocky. It's chocolate. On a stick. An edible stick.
  10. At my age, staying up late isn't the problem, it's that I need so much sleep afterwards.
  11. *sniff sniff sniff* "But it didn't mean anything!" (They're not buying it.)
  12. My jeans are undergoing the close scrutiny that only comes from dogs who know you've been around another dog, and know you petted that dog.
  13. Look, there's no law against buying condoms with a bottle of wine. No, YOU have a good night.
  14. @sista_flapjack That's a chip butty to you.
  15. Donning my hoodie of +1 layering.
  16. Eating a sandwich.
  17. I was shouting at it like a German, "SNAIL! SNAIL!" but it didn't go any faster.
  18. Why are you mouthing that it's ok to talk because your mic is on mute, instead of saying it?
  19. Apparently the theme from the A-Team can and will exorcise the theme from Beverly Hills Cop. You're quite welcome.
  20. One day our paths will cross, and you will be all "Eeew, @D_G_ you leave a slimy path like a snail?" but I will be long gone.