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  1. M a k e s o m e t h i n g e v e r y d a y : Today, I made some space.
  2. MAKE SOMETHING EVERY DAY: Today, I made a lot of noise.
  3. @tweeteorites If you could be so kind as to enable timelines for me on http://tweeteorites.com/ it would be greatly appreciated.
  4. Make something everyday: Today, I made a mistake.
  5. You're so modest, you probably don't realize that this tweet is about you.
  6. America, I have a migrane. Could you please keep the noise down?
  7. These words are coming from INSIDE this sentence.
  8. Never forget not to talk about the elephant in the room.
  9. I've checked and I'm definitely in the top 5 for twitterers on my couch.
  10. @baileygenine @thedayhascome should be asking "Does the boner in my sweatpants hide the banana I just shoplifted?"
  11. Once more into the britches, dear friends, once more.
  12. "Oh poo!" said bother.
  13. So, is their an official self-depreciating term for insomnia at 11:20 on a Friday night, or what?
  14. Twitter: It's what's for breakfast.
  15. Pepperidge Farm remembers when there were cookies in my cupboard.
  16. @msteciuk Itchy laurels are another fine mess that Stanley got into.
  17. Uncle Schrödinger might have left me a cat in his will.
  18. Enthusiasm zero.
  19. @zolora it depends if you were lip-syncing the joke or not...
  20. There's a hole in my bagel dear Liza, dear Liza.