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D_Cummins

  1. SLC, UT. Last chance for live Cummins in your summer. West Valley Wiseguy's tonight! 7 & 9PM shows... about 7 hours ago via HootSuite
  2. @shanecomedy Stop rubbing it in!! And have fun. about 8 hours ago via HootSuite in reply to shanecomedy
  3. @cewilli23 Haha. Sounds like a good time :) about 9 hours ago via HootSuite in reply to cewilli23
  4. @ksav07 Thank you! about 9 hours ago via HootSuite in reply to ksav07
  5. Thanks! New album, out in Sept. has it RT @mottanick: @D_Cummins Killed it in SLC. Which album has some of the bits you did? Slow Stroke? about 9 hours ago via HootSuite
  6. @oktobermama Oh yeah, wtf is right. Memorable breakfast at IHOP. Gun and a pirate who made balloon animals. And all I wanted was pancakes. about 9 hours ago via HootSuite in reply to oktobermama
  7. @jeffbulson Dude, that pic just made my day. Haha! Bringing back great memories- awesome. about 9 hours ago via HootSuite in reply to jeffbulson
  8. @finsy101 That sounds like an experience I need to have. about 9 hours ago via HootSuite in reply to finsy101
  9. @jamselude Haha. It was a memorable breakfast :) about 9 hours ago via HootSuite in reply to JamsElude
  10. @erik_imawildboy Day made! about 9 hours ago via HootSuite in reply to Erik_ImaWildBoy
  11. Over 20 years after first listening to it on a cassette, Steve Winwood's "Back in the High Life" is still ear candy. #Winwood! about 9 hours ago via HootSuite
  12. @benproulxcomedy Haha!! Too funny Ben. You're right, he's no real pirate without a peg leg. about 14 hours ago via HootSuite in reply to BenProulxComedy
  13. This is the weirdest breakfast ever. ow.ly/i/FxZa about 14 hours ago via HootSuite
  14. Luckily, the table next to me has a gun. #ImayDieAtIHOP ow.ly/i/FxXT about 14 hours ago via HootSuite
  15. Shit's getting weird at breakfast... #IHOPpirate ow.ly/i/FxX6 about 14 hours ago via HootSuite
  16. @TonyGaud Thanks Tony!! 5:38 PM Jun 1st via HootSuite in reply to TonyGaud
  17. Haha! RT @brendonwalsh: #FF @brendonwalsh 3:12 PM Jun 1st via HootSuite
  18. I keep expecting autocorrect to say, "Seriously? How many times can you fuck up Cincinnati?" Swear to God it just corrected it again. 2:58 PM Jun 1st via HootSuite
  19. One of these days when I look at my checking account balance, I want it to say, "Don't even worry about it, you're set." #dreams 1:58 PM Jun 1st via HootSuite
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  • Name Dan Cummins
  • Location Los Angeles, CA
  • Web http://www.dancum...
  • Bio Crazy with a Capital F currently re-airing on Comedy Central. I'm currently re-airing in comedy clubs across North America. Make it happen.
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