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D_Billy

  1. @BigAngryRobot Axe wounds. about 4 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to BigAngryRobot
  2. Wow, only $3 for a murder weapon at this hotel! twitter.com/D_Billy/status… about 8 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  3. @elizaskinner GAHH! It's IN my BRAIN!!! <clawing at skull> 2:07 PM Jun 1st via Twitter for iPhone in reply to elizaskinner
  4. @kurtbraunohler Also: "Welcome to the F*ck Me House", "Timeqock", "Blew-Beard". #VonnegutPorn 10:34 AM Jun 1st via Twitter for iPhone in reply to kurtbraunohler
  5. My fortune cookie just gave me an IOU. twitter.com/D_Billy/status… 11:56 AM May 30th via Twitter for iPhone
  6. @MKupperman <token "rhinoplasty" joke!> Ha ha ha. 3:19 PM May 29th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to MKupperman
  7. What I see in my mind whenever someone writes multiple LOLs to indicate that they think something is EXTRA funny: youtube.com/watch?v=KAp0Rv… 7:05 AM May 29th via web
  8. @bishopia Yes, but it comes from drinking fermented Sunny Delight. 5:25 PM May 28th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to bishopia
  9. New musical genre: Applebees Metal. Signature band: Jalapeño Pauper. 8:14 PM May 26th via Twitter for iPhone
  10. Hurry, everyone else in NY, and get to your holiday destinations so that I may enjoy the city without you jerks in my way! #staycation 4:48 PM May 25th via Twitter for iPhone
  11. @armsmasher Dunno. Did all of the Robins ever try to unionize? 4:45 PM May 25th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to armsmasher
  12. Happy 128th Birthday, Brooklyn Bridge! I'm gonna walk all up on you today, you ol' neo-Gothic, Roebling-killing sumbitch. 3:47 AM May 24th via Twitter for iPhone
  13. About to watch "Clue" with @juliaem. I'm jealous of her because she is getting to see it for the first time. #Flames 7:26 PM May 23rd via Twitter for iPhone
  14. Folks on the west side of Manhattan: Watch the Hudson for the #FleetWeek Parade of Sail going by! tinyurl.com/7btsw56 #boatnerd 6:45 AM May 23rd via web
  15. I just learned that I am 1 year older than Pac-Man. Feeling kind of f***ed up about that. 9:55 PM May 22nd via Twitter for iPhone
  16. SHOPPING LIST: Bondkey, pumplin, qukber, iccabker. mlkshk.com/p/FZUN twitter.com/D_Billy/status… 4:58 PM May 22nd via web
  17. @kristoncapps Black Dowager #worseavengers 12:04 PM May 22nd via Twitter for iPhone in reply to kristoncapps
  18. RT @SpoonTheBand: Britt Daniel's got a new band called @divinefits and an album is due on Merge this year. 11:54 AM May 22nd via Twitter for iPhone
  • Name David William
  • Location Brooklyn. Mostly.
  • Web http://www.dbilly...
  • Bio Maker of things, doer of stuff, eater of sandwiches.
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