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dNo_CV

  1. went from a 1.4 gpa to a 3.5 this semester. The simple difference between me not going/going to class.
  2. This is the most addicting game ever. Try to beat it on "hard". The rules are so inaccurate but it's still amazing bestgameworlds.blogspot.com/2012/01/baseba…
  3. my hand is all shaky from powerwashing. Most exciting part of my day today!
  4. the "imagine _____ had said that about _____, there would be an uproar!!" argument is infuriatingly immature and logically circular at best.
  5. fuck Barack Obama. fuck Mitt Romney.
  6. YOET. you only eat twice that's my motto.
  7. Gatos destroy. 20-6 victory. #LGN #Meow
  8. I had a very realistic dream that I was smoking weed out of a harmonica. @CP69x @JoeLip92 interpret this.
  9. One cannot work out without becoming obsessed with their physical appearance. I'm just trying to make excuses for my anatomical laziness.
  10. if someone were to drive by my house right now, they'd see me in my front window enthusiastically playing wii in my boxers #raindelay
  11. worked 9-5 desk job, powerwashed the yard, did laundry, watched the game. DILF status.
  12. the fields are gonna be horrific tomorrow #5thboro #Gatos #LGN
  13. where the hell is Ike running to? #Mets
  14. Quintanilla means "hitter of doubles" in Spanish #Mets
  15. Hefner looks like a pro tonight. #Mets
  16. @thatkidpuppy I bet they'll take those guys too! haha
  17. @thatkidpuppy I know! I am certain that whoever they give them to will appreciate them more than I do though.