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  1. My friend Steve is an Atheist. He has a bumper sticker "HONK IF YOU LOVE JESUS" and when someone honks, he gives them the finger.
  2. "Doesn't matter, I suck more than a gay vacuum cleaner at those kind of games."
  3. I used Shazam to discover 난 알아요 (Club Mix) by 서태지와 아이들 #shazam
  4. Tumblr links with Twitface?
  5. Dear horny freaks following me: I would love to hook up & impale you continually in a non-sexual fashion. Please BYO garbage bag & dumpster.
  6. Nothing is impossible, the word itself says, "I'm possible"! - Audrey Hepburn
  7. Four hopeless hours at Chadstone. Impulse shopping at Mimco. Still no dress for the races. Would love a colour suggestion. Please. Anyone.
  8. "But I forgot to give [my game character] a name so my name is 'asterix no name asterix'.. And I found a mate and we go hunting together..!"
  9. Isn't it ironic that we ignore those who adore us, adore those who ignore us, hurt those who love us and love those who hurt us...?
  10. Echofon?
  11. ٩(๏̯͡___๏)۶
  12. Condoms filled with holy water.
  13. Breasts in a lecture theatre generally means that there's a guy who's let himself go a bit.
  14. "I'm so thirsty, I could eat a whale!"
  15. I was just guessing at numbers and figures, pulling the puzzles apart. Questions of science, science and progress...
  16. "I did live between two pages of The National Geographic. Very informative magazine, the National Geographic. Lots of nice pictures."
  17. Caught squatting behind a car on the curb taking a drag.
  18. And I'll smile. And you'll wave. We'll pretend it's okay.
  19. "Your neediness offends me."
  20. I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between hunger and boredom...