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  1. Foreign policy is hard!
  2. Profoundly apt metaphor temporarily on hiatus.
  3. Being a sane person in this country is like being a hostage on a hijacked airplane.
  4. Moose don't shoot back.
  5. The world is a high school.
  6. Play of the Day to Cynica: "Can you picture the trailer on the lawn at the Naval Observatory?"
  7. O Lord of Mercy and Grace, one Spike Lee documentary is enough. Don't provide cause for another.
  8. "We are a better country than this." We'll see.
  9. Let freedom ring from the snow-capped Rockies of Colorado.
  10. Do me, Rachel. Do me now, right on the set. Do me like a post-rational wild beast.
  11. Rick Sanchez: The Homer Simpson of cable news.
  12. Chet Edwards, we hardly knew ye.
  13. "Camp Obama"? Really? And we thought the tees were pushing it.
  14. Hunters oppose Barry: "They’re just not sure how much fun Barack Obama would be in a duck blind."
  15. "I'm John McCain, and Karl Rove approved this message."
  16. Okay, so today wasn't a good day to veep. Screw it.
  17. Today is a good day to veep.
  18. McCain emerges from Rovian chrysalis, turns into Mothra.
  19. Auto-proctal-erotica. Promnight swears by it.
  20. How can we hate her? We need her so we run the Joan Crawford shot.