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  1. Wait, so is there something going on in Iran? 8:38 AM Jun 15th from Twitterrific
  2. NPR says Jim Kramer is *harmless.* Jon Stewart must foolishly believe that TV is important. http://bit.ly/167mwW 1:14 PM Jun 1st from web
  3. Hey, here's some good news: @muppetwiki reports muppet special celebrating pagen harvest festival shoots any minute now. 7:03 PM May 23rd from Tweetie
  4. Republicans realize they have no fingers left to insert into the dike of progress. http://bit.ly/E9YPj 2:55 PM May 17th from Tweetie
  5. could we ask for a better (nazi) pope? 12:59 PM May 12th from Tweetie
  6. sex ed is back, you know, just like jesus. 10:42 AM May 8th from Tweetie
  7. The Banks only need $75 billion! Hallelujah! It's like the war on Christmas is early this year! 6:37 PM May 7th from Tweetie
  8. For updates on the status of Texas sesession/soveriegnty, go to http://www.cdc.gov/swineflu (via @gregwasserstrom) 5:06 PM Apr 26th from Tweetie
  9. So long as there is Swine Flu, Texas stays American. http://tinyurl.com/cy5kra 1:26 AM Apr 26th from Tweetie
  10. i pity the flu that digs on swine 12:19 AM Apr 26th from web
  11. We're buying a Hummer at GM's bailout sale. 1:35 PM Dec 19th, 2008 from Twitter Tools
  12. Flying shoes sometimes articulate feelings better than words ever could. 2:11 PM Dec 15th, 2008 from Twitter Tools
  13. John Kerry had a lead once too. 7:42 PM Oct 14th, 2008 from Twitter Tools
  14. Maybe a barter system won't be so bad. 11:45 PM Sep 29th, 2008 from Twitter Tools
  15. Replace your daily sadness injections with just one 2.5 hour presidential debate! That's enough sadness to last a lifetime! 7:56 PM Sep 26th, 2008 from Twitter Tools
  16. Debate live blog at Cynics Party, 9pm tonight! Huzzah! 1:49 PM Sep 26th, 2008 from Twitter Tools
  17. We haven't forgotten you, but our database is being really sulky right now. 12:27 AM Sep 24th, 2008 from web
  18. You break it, we buy it. 12:49 PM Sep 22nd, 2008 from web
  19. Somebody save us from ourselves! 3:41 AM Sep 19th, 2008 from web
  20. Nearer, my God, to Thee. 12:00 AM Sep 15th, 2008 from web