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  1. Wait, so is there something going on in Iran?
  2. NPR says Jim Kramer is *harmless.* Jon Stewart must foolishly believe that TV is important. http://bit.ly/167mwW
  3. Hey, here's some good news: @muppetwiki reports muppet special celebrating pagen harvest festival shoots any minute now.
  4. Republicans realize they have no fingers left to insert into the dike of progress. http://bit.ly/E9YPj
  5. could we ask for a better (nazi) pope?
  6. sex ed is back, you know, just like jesus.
  7. The Banks only need $75 billion! Hallelujah! It's like the war on Christmas is early this year!
  8. For updates on the status of Texas sesession/soveriegnty, go to http://www.cdc.gov/swineflu (via @gregwasserstrom)
  9. So long as there is Swine Flu, Texas stays American. http://tinyurl.com/cy5kra
  10. i pity the flu that digs on swine
  11. We're buying a Hummer at GM's bailout sale.
  12. Flying shoes sometimes articulate feelings better than words ever could.
  13. John Kerry had a lead once too.
  14. Maybe a barter system won't be so bad.
  15. Replace your daily sadness injections with just one 2.5 hour presidential debate! That's enough sadness to last a lifetime!
  16. Debate live blog at Cynics Party, 9pm tonight! Huzzah!
  17. We haven't forgotten you, but our database is being really sulky right now.
  18. You break it, we buy it.
  19. Somebody save us from ourselves!
  20. Nearer, my God, to Thee.