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  1. Being forced to watch Jeff Dunham should be considered a form of torture. 6:09 PM Nov 26th from Echofon
  2. Oooooh-weee! What up with that? What up with that? 9:46 PM Nov 21st from Echofon
  3. Fuck DTE Energy for ruining my relaxing night as a result of their inability to keep my power on in perfectly clear weather. 2:25 PM Nov 17th from Echofon
  4. Why does it always look like a rabid wolverine has been in the men's room at work? Is it that hard to tear off toilet paper? 7:37 AM Nov 17th from Echofon
  5. I hate when attention-seeking strangers tell me about their problems. I don't care and I liked you better when you didn't talk to me. 5:12 AM Nov 16th from Echofon
  6. New Super Mario Bros. Wii is the best SMB game since 3. For the record, SMB3 is still the best platformer ever made. 7:27 AM Nov 15th from Echofon
  7. I'm glad I'm at tonight's game, but Joe Louis is such a dump! http://twitpic.com/pjyk5 4:00 PM Nov 14th from Echofon
  8. @DirtyComixFan Not just the 12"s, but his albums too. Unfortunately, his attitude and legal issues will probably prevent it. 9:55 AM Nov 14th from web in reply to DirtyComixFan
  9. @DirtyComixFan Thankfully my 12" Archive CDs are all OK. All lossless, remastered versions of the 12" versions and b-sides! 9:01 AM Nov 14th from Echofon in reply to DirtyComixFan
  10. God bless the internet and bootleggers. Getting my ENTIRE collection of unreleased Prince stuff back in lossless quality in one fell swoop! 8:05 AM Nov 14th from web
  11. Lesbian Yellow Sourfruit. 6:00 PM Nov 13th from Echofon
  12. @thesilentyears It was actually recorded by a protege band of his called The Family before Sinead O'Connor made a hit out of it. 5:15 AM Nov 13th from Echofon in reply to thesilentyears
  13. Dracula The Un-Dead is possibly the most disappointing book I've ever read. This thing is a Goddamn chore to get through. 3:25 PM Nov 11th from Echofon
  14. Charlie is not an alien. http://twitpic.com/okbpv 7:10 PM Nov 6th from Echofon
  15. Charlie Villanueva, Chris Wilcox, and Kwame Brown are all apparently fighting for the title of Worst Big Man on the Pistons. 5:59 PM Nov 6th from Echofon
  16. @thesilentyears Pitchfork is full of shit. You either suck because you sound nothing like Radiohead or too much like a copycat band. 12:57 PM Nov 4th from Echofon in reply to thesilentyears
  17. Lies. All lies. http://tinyurl.com/y856727 6:54 AM Nov 2nd from Echofon
  18. I didn't think it was possible, but Windows 7 IS worse than Vista! Kudos, Microsoft! Way to come in under even the lowest of expectations! 4:53 PM Nov 1st from web
  19. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. 4:16 PM Oct 31st from Echofon
  20. I approve of the zombified Michael Jackson dancer at the Pistons game. 6:39 PM Oct 30th from Echofon