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True. RT @JohnFugelsang: The flight attendant just announced that Hell is filled with the souls of they who put coats in overhead bins. about 1 hour ago via Tweetbot for iOS
Agreed! RT @johnderosa: Grammatical irritant of the day wp.me/paXio-1ON about 4 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS
Disturbing cake! Two words that don’t belong together! #queen twitter.com/cynicalcupcake… about 11 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS
The Queen looks pretty good for her age. twitter.com/cynicalcupcake… about 11 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS
Was all set to watch coverage of the Queen’s jujube, then realized it’s just a jubilee. Whatever, Queen. about 11 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS
Dinner at @wildfingrill & picked up dessert from @pcc - shout out to not cooking a damn thing tonight. 7:11 PM Jun 2nd via Tweetbot for iOS
@jeffmc @johnderosa does this mean we’re retiring the “rrrRrrRrrrr” business? Yes, please. :) 3:52 PM Jun 2nd via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to jeffmc
Now that’s a party. :/ RT @ThatBuddha: Best case, we get home, she sprays liquid poop all over the yard, and asks for a cheeseburger. 3:40 PM Jun 2nd via Tweetbot for iOS
Heh RT @howiecohen: *sigh* It's the liquor aisle, not isle. If there was a liquor isle, I'd move there. 3:37 PM Jun 2nd via Tweetbot for iOS
@johnderosa @jeffmc we could meet up for coffee or something this afternoon? 9:34 AM Jun 2nd via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to johnderosa
Just watched Season 1, Episode 1 of Downton Abbey. I see 6 more episodes in my near future. 10:42 PM Jun 1st via Tweetbot for iOS
Cute pics! RT @picturecool: A bear lurking in the fields. Plymouth, WA. #photo bit.ly/LTyRnP 9:01 PM Jun 1st via Tweetbot for iOS
Uh oh RT @Kyle_Lippert: Once spiders figure out that we're all scared of them & they band together & come after us, we're totally screwed. 2:20 PM Jun 1st via Tweetbot for iOS
@johnderosa fromage de white trash? 1:21 PM Jun 1st via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to johnderosa
My 1st grade self was right!! RT @Jezebel: Science Makes It Official: Boys Are Filthy, Covered With Cooties bit.ly/Mg0oGG 12:46 PM Jun 1st via Tweetbot for iOS
Old article, but still makes me smile. #Sooty #guineapigstud twitter.com/cynicalcupcake… 8:24 AM Jun 1st via Photos on iOS
@ThatBuddha Aww. It’s the cone that makes you feel saddest for them. Both my girls were back to jumping up on furniture within a day! 8:14 AM Jun 1st via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to ThatBuddha
This is how @jeffmc vacations. :/ RT @someecards: We bet this card describes your weekend plans exactly: some.ly/LQNFXX 8:12 AM Jun 1st via Tweetbot for iOS
@nwfoodette Congrats on your little boy! Love the name! 8:58 PM May 31st via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to nwfoodette
People that pronounce forward as foeward irk me. 6:06 PM May 31st via Tweetbot for iOS

Name Stefanie Preston
Location Seattle area (Issaquah)
Bio Cynicism and frosting - two great things that go great together! Also, I post a lot about my dogs (they really shouldn't have expectations of privacy).