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  1. When the name “Napoleon Bonaparte” is mentioned, the visual that immediately pops into minds, check it all, http://neoclassic.com
  2. I've found an old movie in The Store at http://boxman.com
  3. Looking for the most crazy carnival in the world, http://funhunter.com
  4. I've just found the evil at http://evilstyle.net
  5. Women now call me. They pursue me. They want to be around me. It's fukking strange and magical and weird.
  6. One book that I'm reading right now called "Comedy Writing Secrets" by Helitzer made a great point...
  7. So I did a bunch of reading on the internet to find the best books, and I bought about 5 or 6 of them.
  8. I decided to start studying comedy, as I've found that women respond to it better than any other thing in the whole goddamn entire universe.
  9. I intuitively knew that there were certain major steps to a 'seduction,' if you will. This is how my mind naturally thinks.
  10. So what do you think happened the first time I went out with it? Right. got asked for a light. and fukking freaked the chick out. Nice.
  11. I bought this trick torch lighter that makes a huge flame. looks like a welding flame.
  12. ...I went to the lighter store SPECIFICALLY to find the coolest lighter that anyone has invented.
  13. I always just said "I don't smoke" or "No" and left it at that. Couple weeks ago I said "Ah-Ha" and ...
  14. I noticed recently that at least once every time I go out, a girl will ask me for a light.
  15. Keep improving all the time, even if it's the SMALLEST DETAIL.
  16. Am I saying that you can't get laid if you wear Nike and have fukked up hair? No. But remember, a blind pig can find an occasional truffle.
  17. I wasn't 'cool' when I started, now I've learned how to be. Huge difference.
  18. Learn what nice shoes are, and how to keep them nice. Figure out how colors and clothing go together and what is cool. It's worth it.
  19. You don't have to have perfect teeth, but make sure that they're clean and that your breath is great.
  20. Buy nice clothes (don't tell me that you don't have the $$$. get on eBay, go to the Nordstrom Rack and look at the clearance items.)