cwm76
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Fuck wedding registries, by the way. I always wait too long and have to buy five or six small things.
less than a minute ago
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Frankly, I do shop there on occasion. And I'm on their mailing list because I had to buy something for a wedding registry.
2 minutes ago
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OMG, I know, right? They're sooo not as cool as Hot Topic. RT @ You don't come across as a Macy's-er.
3 minutes ago
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I know, you prefer Lane Bryant. RT @ you shop at Macy's?? I thought only old ladies and tweens did that!
6 minutes ago
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Right on? RT @ Are you thinking what I'm thinking, thanks for the clue. You would fit right in, that would be funny toy story for sho.
about 4 hours ago
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Acts of contrition, maybe. RT @ Um, @ @, the two of you should do an act together.
about 4 hours ago
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2) When I slowly awaken at 10:30a, I do NOT want to see the email subject "Cyber Monday Starts Today!" Thought I was really late for work.
about 4 hours ago
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1) It's another reason you're an absolute ass if you wait in line in the wee hours of Black Friday.
about 4 hours ago
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Just woke up, checked Blackberry. Email from Macy's saying that they're starting their Cyber Monday sale a day early. Two thoughts on this:
about 4 hours ago
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@ They told me to check with this guy:
about 14 hours ago
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Well, maybe one.
about 14 hours ago
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@ And THAT'S why you are a professional. Perfectly crafted, sir.
about 15 hours ago
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"So how's it coming along? What progress has he made?" "He's seven months in and so far he's played Xbox and jerked off." "Intriguing."
about 15 hours ago
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FYSO, pronounced "Fi-So." "That's Carl. He's taking a year off on a FYSO grant. Very talented, just needs direction."
about 15 hours ago
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I wish I could apply to the government or some kind of foundation for a Figure Your Shit Out Grant.
about 15 hours ago
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If Twitter existed in '78: "See Twiggy suck off a horse. Send a SASE and $2 USD to..."
about 17 hours ago
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@ Older example: MTV spent a couple of years building a pedestal for NKOTB. And spent the next couple of years destroying them.
about 17 hours ago
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Okay, but only because you seem so trustworthy. RT @ Come See Britney Got Fucked And Suck Cock. And Lots More Celebs.
about 18 hours ago
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@ (That's a lie... Didn't catch "Bottle Rocket" till DVD.)
about 18 hours ago
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@ I do, however, love Wes Anderson's films, and will go to "Fantastic Mr. Fox" more than once, as I have each of his works.
about 18 hours ago
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