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  1. a diva is the female version of a hustla, of a hustla, of a, of a hustla
  2. if you think about it every movie is a post apocalyptic movie if youre a dinosaur
  3. why would anybody want to vaccinate their child
  4. http://bit.ly/tmm4b this is a bird right here
  5. http://bit.ly/17XQ5B
  6. halt i am reptar
  7. chicken chow fun as it turns out is an item on the menu at chinese restaurants and not just a way of saying "enjoy your meal" in chinese
  8. birds dont have to follow the law
  9. how would it feel to make lots of money working at a fancy factory and then lose your job i bet it feels similar to how i feel
  10. why cant hedgehogs just share the hedge
  11. to be honest i dont find those geico caveman commercials very funny but i laugh at them anyway because i feel its the right thing to do
  12. the priest man on tv at 4am said he knew the meaning of life but i cant even remember to put peanut butter back in the fridge after i use it
  13. i dont know what i want to be when i grow up but ive always liked boats so i think i might become one
  14. i discovered there is an inflatable chair in my closet and now i am brainstorming
  15. how come its called "taking a shit" you dont actually take anything you give a shit and thats the opposite of what taking is
  16. i just drank an ice tea juice box and now for some reason i feel very beautiful
  17. what does "how now brown cow" mean i have no idea but i feel that i should know because i want to say it
  18. charged with multiple felonies after licking an 11 year old boys belly button at knifepoint http://www.startribune.com/...
  19. no pants no problem
  20. crustacean sounds a lot like crushed asians