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Im sure Ive tweeted this before but pooping at work is def on my top 5 favorite things. Nothing better than getting paid to shit1:16 PM Jul 14thfrom txt
overjoyed that i have to be at work in an hour! its gonna be awesome! note: remind me not to kill anyone today7:33 AM Jul 14thfrom web
I was just asked if I was texting about global warming. If fact I was texting about how fucking annoying greenpeace people are.11:03 AM Jul 13thfrom txt