Profile_bird

Hey there! cwb is using Twitter.

Twitter is a free service that lets you keep in touch with people through the exchange of quick, frequent answers to one simple question: What's happening? Join today to start receiving cwb's tweets.

Already using Twitter
from your phone? Click here.

cwb

  1. I like @birdfeedapp's reverse geocoding approach to Twitter geotagging a lot more than @tweetie's red dot on a map thumbnail. about 8 hours ago from Tweetie
  2. I can't tell whether this is supposed to be insulting @huasome. RT @KLMuscarella: asian delinquents are just awkward. 7:16 PM Nov 30th from Birdfeed
  3. Now there's a plan! RT @zanelamprey: I added kids' PLEEPLEUS shirts… http://tinyurl.com/yj9u36w 5:57 PM Nov 29th from Birdfeed
  4. @Bryanxoxo @ericakbailey is so gay. 5:52 PM Nov 29th from Birdfeed in reply to Bryanxoxo
  5. If I Thanksgiving drunk dialed you last night: Sorry, dude! If I did not: Sorry, dude! That is all. 10:12 AM Nov 27th from Tweetie
  6. “WTF does ‘whiskey lips’ mean?” @xunspokenliesx: “It’s like whiskey dick, but for a chick.” 2:43 AM Nov 27th from Birdfeed
  7. @amanda___c In the back partying with my retarded friends. In the kelly green hoodie, come say hi. 12:50 AM Nov 27th from Tweetie
  8. @dN0t “…we had exactly four people over 21. Two of those were parents, and one of them looked a lot like ‘McLovin’.” http://j.mp/7q1XUh 3:16 PM Nov 26th from Tweetie
  9. @dN0t I saw IB the same week as District 9 and would have guessed D9 was longer. I guess I have a love affair with his bullshit too. 9:28 PM Nov 25th from Tweetie in reply to dN0t
  10. “CLICK IT OR TICKET?” How about “COPS STAY OUT OF MY JUNK?” 9:26 PM Nov 25th from Tweetie
  11. Is the disco ball on the top of the Transamerica Pyramid new? 9:10 PM Nov 25th from Birdfeed
  12. @dN0t Yeah there is—Quentin's dialogue. I think they spend about 1:15 in the basement bar scene. 9:09 PM Nov 25th from Birdfeed in reply to dN0t
  13. If you are in a packed In-N-Out, your order will take 10-15 minutes. Do not immediately park your fat ass in a booth others need to eat in. 8:38 PM Nov 25th from Birdfeed
  14. @davenavarro6767 I wear them inside-out… for MY pleasure. 8:26 PM Nov 25th from Birdfeed in reply to davenavarro6767
  15. @jwz I saw one of those aimed straight into the tailpipe of a guy's car earlier this week. That probably sucked for him. 5:03 PM Nov 25th from Birdfeed in reply to jwz
  16. Ha! Not 24 hours after I declared #Trauma a steaming turd on Twitter, a letter from @TraumaNBC appears in the lobby: http://flic.kr/p/7idouY 8:52 PM Nov 24th from Birdfeed
  17. @dN0t Nevermind and you shouldn't. Bail out now or you'll never get those brain cells back. 3:20 PM Nov 24th from web in reply to dN0t
  18. Good job, y'all! RT @cnnbrk: 23% of people with mortgages in U.S. owe more than their home is worth, new report says. http://bit.ly/7p7ZrS 12:01 PM Nov 24th from Birdfeed
  19. Can anyone explain to me what is going on with those dimwits who leave the size sticker on the bill of their baseball caps? 11:57 AM Nov 24th from Birdfeed
  20. The show #Trauma is so bad that I am offended on behalf of every EMT and firefighter and embarassed for @NBC and the producers of @TraumaNBC 11:52 PM Nov 23rd from Birdfeed