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  1. I like @birdfeedapp's reverse geocoding approach to Twitter geotagging a lot more than @tweetie's red dot on a map thumbnail.
  2. I can't tell whether this is supposed to be insulting @huasome. RT @KLMuscarella: asian delinquents are just awkward.
  3. Now there's a plan! RT @zanelamprey: I added kids' PLEEPLEUS shirts… http://tinyurl.com/yj9u36w
  4. @Bryanxoxo @ericakbailey is so gay.
  5. If I Thanksgiving drunk dialed you last night: Sorry, dude! If I did not: Sorry, dude! That is all.
  6. “WTF does ‘whiskey lips’ mean?” @xunspokenliesx: “It’s like whiskey dick, but for a chick.”
  7. @amanda___c In the back partying with my retarded friends. In the kelly green hoodie, come say hi.
  8. @dN0t “…we had exactly four people over 21. Two of those were parents, and one of them looked a lot like ‘McLovin’.” http://j.mp/7q1XUh
  9. @dN0t I saw IB the same week as District 9 and would have guessed D9 was longer. I guess I have a love affair with his bullshit too.
  10. “CLICK IT OR TICKET?” How about “COPS STAY OUT OF MY JUNK?”
  11. Is the disco ball on the top of the Transamerica Pyramid new?
  12. @dN0t Yeah there is—Quentin's dialogue. I think they spend about 1:15 in the basement bar scene.
  13. If you are in a packed In-N-Out, your order will take 10-15 minutes. Do not immediately park your fat ass in a booth others need to eat in.
  14. @davenavarro6767 I wear them inside-out… for MY pleasure.
  15. @jwz I saw one of those aimed straight into the tailpipe of a guy's car earlier this week. That probably sucked for him.
  16. Ha! Not 24 hours after I declared #Trauma a steaming turd on Twitter, a letter from @TraumaNBC appears in the lobby: http://flic.kr/p/7idouY
  17. @dN0t Nevermind and you shouldn't. Bail out now or you'll never get those brain cells back.
  18. Good job, y'all! RT @cnnbrk: 23% of people with mortgages in U.S. owe more than their home is worth, new report says. http://bit.ly/7p7ZrS
  19. Can anyone explain to me what is going on with those dimwits who leave the size sticker on the bill of their baseball caps?
  20. The show #Trauma is so bad that I am offended on behalf of every EMT and firefighter and embarassed for @NBC and the producers of @TraumaNBC