cvalenti
@coraanu it's gonna weigh about 160 pounds, so plan accordingly. If only you knew someone with a thirst for beer capable of lifting it...
| cvalenti @cloudscudding silence, you forked-tongue harpy!! My furry love extends only toward a love of their destruction. |
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| cvalenti @gorillagirl duplicate the fair at home! take a couple of mops, remove the heads and attach to upright recliners. Put trucker hats on. Laugh |
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| cvalenti I'm gong to put 'Furry Baiting' on my resume'. |
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| cvalenti @janedavis Well, it wasn't the worst day, but I wasn't happy when you told me what it meant. |
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| cvalenti "I wanted to kick his ass! Hell, I wanted to build a machine to kick his ass! I wanted an empire just to hold the machine to kick his ass!" |
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| cvalenti Watching Aqua Teen about those horrible, creepy, f@cked in the head furries. Furries suck. |
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| cvalenti @cloudscudding Phil is a wise man. |
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| cvalenti @cloudscudding may I suggest Humms? walking distance to several restaurants, brightly lit, and a relatively small hobo factor. |
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| cvalenti @coraanu I KNOW! but some person I live with who hates America, God, and Fun (in that order) won't let me have one. |
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| cvalenti Watch, on command, as @opheliac9 becomes a giant pile of good--http://tinyurl.com/6yzjux (SFW) |
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| cvalenti @janedavis go use your English major and cater something already. :) |
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| cvalenti @coraanu No, but I do believe IT'S transporting douchebaggery. |
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| cvalenti there is a bright yellow semi parked in front of my place. I believe it's purpose is sinister. |
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| cvalenti @swirlspice I'm digging it so far, but no joke--it was freakin' pricey. However, it seems that it will practically never need maintenance. |
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| cvalenti HAHA!--http://tinyurl.com/55qlf2 |
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| cvalenti @swirlspice I got this last night--http://www.trekbikes.com/lime/ |
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| cvalenti @coraanu you bastard! how dare you bring up my age! don't you care about my feelings? (sobs, throws self on bed, covers head with pillow). |
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| cvalenti @messiahcomplex Warren told me to tell you 'HAA HAA I'M NOT IN SAN DIEGO'. |
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| cvalenti @coraanu it's true, crazy is drawn to you. I haven't been able to quit you for six years. |
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