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  1. Welcome @stophandshaking to my Twitter Shop of Horrors. It's full of plant-eating PEOPLE! Look out broccoli! There's a fork above you!13 minutes ago from Twitterrific
  2. Sort of! Vote! (That's behind us now. When will u move on?)RT @thereal_steve do they have a spot for favorite twitter spammer?Cuz u'd win31 minutes ago from Twitterrific
  3. Nominate @comedianluke for best male and The Living Room Show for best variety show! http://www.ecnyawards.com/n...33 minutes ago from Twitterrific
  4. Nominate me for best female and best host! http://www.ecnyawards.com/n...about 1 hour ago from Twitterrific
  5. Welcome @CaptPaulWatson to my Twitter Gladiators Arena. Did you eat your Wheaties today? Good, the lions love half-digested Wheaties.about 11 hours ago from web
  6. Welcome @erin_clee to my Twitter Sewing Class. Remember: thread the needle, 'round the bobbin, up the ladder, into the hand...wait.about 11 hours ago from web
  7. Welcome @jessihiatt to my Twitter Falcon Training Course. Don't pull the hood off until-- AKK! COVER YOUR EYES! THEY EAT EYES!about 11 hours ago from web
  8. Welcome @Smoky_Mountains to my Twitter Crash test site. Instead of dummies we use pillow cases full of Jell-O. KERSPLOOSH.about 11 hours ago from web
  9. Welcome @photographer99 to my Twitter Boarding School.Jen's mom sends her cookies every Fri. That's the day we tease her about her bulimia.about 11 hours ago from web
  10. Welcome @LBcomedyschool to my Twitter Wharf. I like to pretend those dock workers eating baloney are elephant seals.about 11 hours ago from web
  11. I just hope u're tweeting while they're yakking. RT @JessicaKirson I love when people talk right in front of me while Im performing...about 13 hours ago from Twitterrific
  12. @soce2 I feel like Sandra Bullock in The Net.about 18 hours ago from Twitterrific
  13. Nomination form for the ECNY Awards is up: http://bit.ly/2u4NMQ Nominate ME as "Emerging Comic of NY" Or @mattruby since I stole his tweetabout 18 hours ago from Twitterrific
  14. @curlycomedy Double Dare! Where's my giftcard at? (via @CynicalChris). I may have to delete my account if this spam doesn't get funny7:35 AM Nov 10th from Twitterrific
  15. You know what they say, once you o black, it's frostbite.6:35 AM Nov 10th from Twitterrific
  16. Get well soon, Gimpy RT @barvonblaq I'm going to bed now. Luckily, I have a sinus related toothache.9:55 PM Nov 9th from Twitterrific
  17. Someone hacked into my Twitter account and is posting unfunny tweets! On the bright side I have an excuse for the turkeys.9:54 PM Nov 9th from Twitterrific
  18. Welcome @hannibalburess to my Twitter Confederate Circus. "Go pick that cotton candy, Boy!" Yes Ring Massuh!3:30 PM Nov 9th from Twitterrific
  19. Welcome @icyarcade to my Twitter Roller rink. If you came here hoping to meet Drew Barrymore you will be sorely disappointed.7:54 AM Nov 9th from Twitterrific
  20. Welcome @3RIN_M to my Twitter Opera house. The organ music you hear is from an actual phantom. Say nothing about his face.7:46 AM Nov 9th from Twitterrific