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  1. How much do they pay the celeb ghosts? RT @themattlittle HOW MANY CELEBRITIES CAN THEY CONVINCE TO APPEAR ON CELEBRITY GHOST STORIES???
  2. Next year for Halloween I am dressing like a testicle and wearing a sweat band. Going as sports nut.
  3. I've never read "A Christmas Carole" by Charles Dickens. Does everybody sing "Put a Little Love in Your Heart" at the end?
  4. Get to Skypin'! #IfMartinWereStillOn
  5. Good night everybody! (Letterman music) RT @flamingatheist My disdain for Delta Burke. #WhatDidDesigningWomenDesign
  6. RT @The_Critic cozy they took turns carrying around that contained Anthony's testicles? #WhatDidDesigningWomenDesign
  7. RT @SeanCrespo my gf says I'm melodramatic. But I'll show her. I'm running away forever & she'll be sorry she was so mean and I'll be rich!
  8. RT @HeyItsLiam GUY IN MISMATCHED HOSPITAL SCRUBS ON THE STREET: "Too many foreigners around here!" ME: "They taking your job?"
  9. Go meat! RT @toddbarry No. Can you make that happen? @maddad Are you in a Hillshire Farms comercial?
  10. RT @soce These black socks I just bought are fashion forward.. they come with holes pre-installed.
  11. RT @ChrisSerico Unlike Oscars the Grammys are truly remarkable for their annual achievement of pleasing nobody.
  12. Stop ruining chili RIGHT NOW RT @danfontaine crushing some chili right now wok style!
  13. RT @carolrhartsell Consider yourselves Rogered. RT @ebertchicago Any car buyer who doesn't choose a hybrid..is an enemy of mankind.
  14. RT @PFTompkins Does John McEnroe EVER say to ANY advertisers, "You know, I don't really yell like that anymore. Or play tennis."
  15. RT @robhuebel I bet the Goo Goo Dolls wish they'd gone with that other idea for a name.
  16. RT @TheJessWood "Jessie, he's not a criminal, are you going to be ok with that?" my mom after meeting my boyfriend.
  17. Here comes a barrage of Re-Tweets because the world is just too funny. Do NOT unfollow. Embrace it. FAN.
  18. Only affectionate people can call each other "hugger".
  19. No they were sent off to war RT @morgan_murphy haven't been following news.Did Tiger & Meredith Baxter Birney crash a party @ theWhiteHouse?
  20. Btw we could've met last nite! RT @jess_richardson I think you mean #grosspornstarlingo RT @curlycomedy Hot Mayonnaise #benandjerryfailures