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curlycomedy

  1. Some basement has the animatronic gorilla that played keyboards at a pizza place. That's Showbiz for you. 41 minutes ago via Twitter for iPhone
  2. At this point you may have heard of me but you still need to look me up to be sure. And even then you shrug. I'm like parsnips. about 2 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  3. "It won't kill you," has lost its impact. Maybe try, "It won't make you wait in line at the DMV," or "...knock on your door with pamphlets." about 2 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  4. I love to give my dog kisses, but I hear it's not healthy. Probably right. Don't want to give him an Oedipus complex! about 2 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  5. Small crowds in spacious rooms might bother a performer but I just put a baby monitor on each table so I can catch all the laughs. about 3 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  6. I'd like 50 of those on my desk by morning. about 13 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  7. Cowabunghole! #90sCatchphraseMashup about 13 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  8. Beekeeper helmets are cool with that front porch for your face. about 17 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  9. Elijah Wood, Toby Maguire and Daniel Radcliffe were all born in the same cabbage patch. about 17 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  10. I'm told this flight doesn't have a first class since there are only ten rows, but I'm in the third row so... about 20 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  11. #FF “@tomshillue: On one of those annoying websites where the drop down country menu lists USA alphabetically as if it's a regular country” about 22 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  • Name Abbi Crutchfield
  • Location Brooklyn, NY
  • Web http://favstar.fm...
  • Bio Touring comedian listed by @HuffPostComedy * Aristocrat on @Witstreamdotcom * Performer on house team @GrampsUCB * Contributor to @RealShitGirlSay
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