Curbjaw
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No!!!!!!! Why did you idiots score!?
5:00 PM Apr 20th
via txt
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Hey! After a break im back on twitter... I know the porn bots missed me
7:04 AM Apr 12th
via Twitter for Android
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@ if the real Bryz was awesome, he would make his twitter notnotbryzgoalie30
10:20 PM Mar 16th
via Twitter for Android
in reply to notbryzgoalie30
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Picking your nose mid-icy hot application is NOT a good idea.
9:03 PM Mar 11th
via Twitter for Android
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Is it just me, or does Black History Month seem a little longer this year?
7:12 AM Feb 29th
via Twitter for Android
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Even Cole Trickle didn't hit the safety truck's jet dryer
10:59 PM Feb 27th
via Twitter for Android
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Targets bathroom smells like fruity pebbles
1:01 PM Feb 25th
via Twitter for Android
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@ there's maybe 3 bands from 2000s I can tolerate... and id have to google to make sure im thinking the right bands/decade
7:25 PM Feb 24th
via Twitter for Android
in reply to dhillman8111
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@ my chilled playlist is Casualties, Rollins Band, Agnostic Front and Yanni
7:24 PM Feb 24th
via Twitter for Android
in reply to dhillman8111
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At least ya had some wins... 300 losses would have been a much worse buzz
7:23 PM Feb 24th
via Twitter for Android
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I just overheard a horse bragging that he was hung like me
11:47 AM Feb 23rd
via Twitter for Android
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@ piercing, I always thought it was Navin Johnson's Opti-grab Version 2.0!
11:42 AM Feb 23rd
via Twitter for Android
in reply to 801PUNX
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If you ever want to stop an abortion, don't run into the room yelling "ABORT! ABORT!" It only makes you look like a cheerleader.
6:56 AM Feb 21st
via Twitter for Android
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If each of my followers would give me $47,619.05 I'd be a millionaire
12:23 PM Feb 20th
via web
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Every morning around 5:30 am, I take the biggest shit... it's uncanny... and every morning around 5:35 am I wake up.
12:19 PM Feb 20th
via web
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@ I think it was a joke lost in a russian accent... like "with friends like these who needs enemies" joke. BFD.
12:18 PM Feb 20th
via web
in reply to fakelavy
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@ everyone is reading Toronto wrong... we are OBVIOUSLY trading Pronger for Lupul
7:12 PM Feb 19th
via Twitter for Android
in reply to dhillman8111
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@ seriously though, as much as I like JVR, he is expendible, especially if we get some good D... Prongers gone for good, Im sure
7:05 PM Feb 19th
via Twitter for Android
in reply to dhillman8111
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@ if they're those fram filters with the grip surface on the end, id throw in a 2nd round draft pick.
7:04 PM Feb 19th
via Twitter for Android
in reply to dhillman8111
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@ to me it all depends, if they're Fram filters HELL YEAH
6:57 PM Feb 19th
via Twitter for Android
in reply to Hockey_Fan_Dan
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