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curb

  1. "What begins as an unguarded train of thought slowly can become an addiction to the slumber of disconnection." 8:13 PM May 14th via web
  2. Did I hear 'masturbates'?" "Maths debates." 7:46 PM May 13th via Twitter for iPhone
  3. I legit cried watching the Parks & Rec finale. I can't even remember the last time a TV show made me tear up. 7:23 PM May 12th via web
  4. It's funny how much perpetual stimulation we need just to feel that life doesn't suck. 11:45 PM Apr 24th via web
  5. Life is a quest to relive certain moments in time, with progressively more disappointing results. 3:54 PM Apr 19th via Twitter for iPhone
  6. Mother: Why are three rocks side by side always called The Three Sisters and not The Three Brothers? 4:55 PM Apr 5th via Twitter for iPhone
  7. The air in the Blue Mountains is so pristine, my nose whistles when I breathe. 4:17 PM Apr 5th via Twitter for iPhone
  8. Fruit juice combinations are like floral arrangements. They're an art. 8:12 PM Apr 1st via web
  9. I feel generally allergic to everything. In a "there is an unexplained rash breaking out over my face" way. 1:33 AM Mar 25th via Twitter for iPhone
  10. The reason "The Artist" won the Academy Award for Best Picture is because it's probably half the voters' life experience or worst fear. 10:41 PM Mar 20th via Twitter for iPhone
  11. What I learnt from a passing runner: physical overexertion & emotional devastation are the same face of pain. 11:23 PM Mar 13th via Twitter for iPhone
  12. This white flower oil on my wrists is like ice in my veins. 10:41 PM Mar 11th via web
  13. I love starting the day with a cold shower while still clothed. 2:24 PM Mar 7th via Twitter for iPhone
  14. Asking "do you hate me?" to a person who hates you is probably awkward. 9:35 PM Mar 6th via Twitter for iPhone
  15. Crazy discovery of 3D printing. 9:11 PM Mar 5th via Twitter for iPhone
  16. Old Chinese people really can't do funky modern upscale dining. 2:02 AM Mar 3rd via Twitter for iPhone
  17. You can sit overlooking the harbour, eating Alaskan crab in a perfectly respectable restaurant, cheery music playing, and still be unhappy. 12:55 AM Mar 3rd via Twitter for iPhone