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cupcupdrinks

  1. Lucy Lawless. In #BitchSlap for 12.5 seconds.
  2. I thought three smokin' hot chicks was enough, but who can turn down a lolipop sucking asian school girl? Not me. #BitchSlap
  3. Drink every time @Skoolyard_Killa says #BitchSlap. You gonna be drunk as hell.
  4. Please make out, please make out, please make out. YESSSSSx100,000! #BitchSlap OH, SEX!
  5. You guys. The girls were hot, so they just dumped buckets of water all over each other for 5 minutes. Game changer. LIFE changer. #BitchSlap
  6. Deputy Fuchs is thinking about fingering her beauty. True story. #BitchSlap
  7. #BitchSlap is a cross between SinCity and Memento with a dash of PulpFiction and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots of BOOBS.
  8. Ok, #BitchSlap is awesome when it's in the desert. Shiity when it's on green screen.
  9. @vachesays I don't really give a shit about the cover, I've had a lot of rRumplemintz and it has slow motion boobs.
  10. I. LOVE. THIS. MOVIE. #BitchSlap
  11. OK I watched The Land of College Prophets and dumb fuck #FishStory, now it's time to get it ON with #BitchSlap. 30 seconds in and I love it.
  12. "My magma is the jiiiizz! The story of my solitude, if it were a fiiiish!" #FishStory @halfkutskeleton
  13. "I recognize the farts of the dogs. If theres 4 beings living in this house, you recognize the stink coming out of one of them." #FishStory
  14. We took a long ass break to do a shot of rumplemintz and try on @halfkutskeleton 's new ink. #FishStory yfrog.com/nv4w3upj
  15. "Asian Jimmy Fallon isn't going to help you here. Oh man, that's a lot of pizza rolls." @halfkutskeleton #FishStory
  16. "Teenage girl- expensive chinese delicacy." Oh by the way, we're watching a Japanese movie called #FishStory
  17. @halfkutskeleton is getting drunk so I'm just gonna live tweet what he's saying. "If my fish were a boner. My jizz is literally magma."
  18. It's a bad movie triple feature tonight with @Skoolyard_Killa & @HalfKutSkeleton. No live tweets from Skoolyard cuz he forgot his password.
  19. My review of #AcidRain in 140 characters or less: Something about angels and organs and hookers. Hey Dollar Tree, I want my dollar back.
  20. #100ThingsToDoBeforeIDie .. Get the movie #AcidRain erased from my brain, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind-style. Make it STOP.