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@quantastic Ah, I see. Foot long hot dog trumps growing fetus...(writing down notes)about 16 hours ago from web in reply to quantastic
Hub said, "You haven't truly lived until you've eaten a foot long hot dog." Interesting...so growing life inside your uterus doesn't count?9:54 AM Jul 14th from Tweetie
Hub is afraid of texts after the pervy one he got. I thought about texting him pictures of a hotdog and two cream puffs, but thought...nah.9:24 AM Jul 8th from web
Grossed out hub got a text of a dude's privates. I laughed so hard the baby got in-utero hiccoughs. And the entertainment continues nonstop!4:34 PM Jul 6th from web
@bitterbiscuit TOTALLY.3:33 PM Jun 29th from web in reply to bitterbiscuit
Well hello, Mr. Braxton Hicks. Thanks for the heart attack. I say good day, sir. And take Mr. Pelvic Pain with you, while you're at it.10:41 AM Jun 29th from Tweetie
I have the gift of perfect timing and am completely in sync with Michelle's motorcade. FYI: Not a good excuse when late to the dentist.11:36 AM Jun 23rd from Tweetie
@amietron Thanks, doll! I will pass it on!11:16 AM Jun 21st from web in reply to amietron
@jillkronick TOTALLY, DUDE.7:29 AM Jun 20th from web in reply to jillkronick
@BStrand SOB!!7:39 PM Jun 18th from web in reply to BStrand
The baby is hugging my lungs. *GASP*12:13 PM Jun 17th from web
Watching Casino Royale's beach scene. My usually hetero-husband has a man-crush on Daniel Craig. Great. Like I need the competition.1:16 PM Jun 11th from web
@amietron Ha ha...we love it!9:58 PM Jun 8th from web in reply to amietron
North Korea is a mess. Their people are starving. Their "leader" will not compromise. Those poor journalists. This is a sad day.11:17 PM Jun 7th from web
My belly now shakes like a bowl full of jelly. But don't expect presents...or for me to slide down a chimney. Ain't gonna happen9:22 PM Jun 4th from web
Just got back from pain management class. A lot of creepily cheerful pregnant couples looking for a good epidural. I'm not Stepford enough.9:53 PM Jun 2nd from Tweetie
@mrpenguino Toldya so!2:25 PM Jun 2nd from web in reply to mrpenguino
@bloomsday16 MWAH. Love you. Hang in there.9:47 PM Jun 1st from web in reply to bloomsday16
A father asked me why I can't make his kid do his HOMEwork. I'm trying to perfect my stare of hatred and bile, so the timing was good.10:33 PM May 30th from web
@amietron That is the coolant overflow reservoir! (Coolant expansion tank.)9:48 PM May 30th from web in reply to amietron