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  1. Bypass Day is today. Waiting for word.
  2. Once more, sitting with my father in the hospital. Tomorrow is Bypass Day. So... yeah.
  3. Writing cryptic statements on Twitter is hard.
  4. When the 3rd house allies with the 9th moon, and the jackal makes peace with the spider, then and only then will this sentence make sense.
  5. Twitter
  6. THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH GETTING EXCITED OVER PIZZA IF YOU DON'T WANT IT THEN DAMN IT GIVE IT TO SOMEONE WHO DOES!!!!!!!!!!!!
  7. Einstein/Mozart chic is the haircut to have, period. Been sportin' it all my life.
  8. @Deadrobin RE: Monster - Wait in line. This fiend's gotta get his first, before a piker like you gets it. My emo baby brother, jeez...
  9. @olliecrafoord Obviously the weapons are allowed just in case a smuggled pet breaks free on the flight. Self defense and all that. Joke.
  10. Or mangle, as the case might be.
  11. At punctuation I am unexcelled! And yes, it did take me 15 hours to think up a good movie quote to use...
  12. Sasquatch broke his big foot yeti carries on. Abominably.
  13. @Deadrobin RE: Dream Based crush - Yes. Yes it is.
  14. @Deadrobin i just noticed: speghetti sauce?
  15. I happen to be the Ed Wood of trolls. You read one of my trolling posts and think "My God what was he thinking?"
  16. Todd is the Pablo Picasso of trolls. Either that means he redefines trolling or you look at his post and think "How is that a person?"
  17. She will never like me. And you will never know who she is.
  18. If there is a queen of internet hate, who is king? And why do I have this crown on my head?
  19. Bah.
  20. Four o'clock. Listening to Conan music. Can life be any better than this? OF COURSE IT CAN!