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  1. your tax dollars pay my salary. they also pay the salary of the Marines who fuck up my salary. FYI.9:41 PM May 28th, 2008 from im
  2. taking my bottle of whiskey into a very deep, very dark hole in the ground. jesus. freaking. christ.4:15 PM May 22nd, 2008 from im
  3. Fuckin drinkin.8:29 PM May 20th, 2008 from im
  4. I need a hotel room, a large bottle of whiskey, and a few days off.7:35 PM May 19th, 2008 from im
  5. kayaking!10:12 AM May 9th, 2008 from im
  6. zzzz10:50 PM May 7th, 2008 from im
  7. "home"?9:44 PM May 4th, 2008 from im
  8. we have just lost cabin pressure.7:33 PM May 2nd, 2008 from im
  9. fucking drinking.7:10 PM May 1st, 2008 from im
  10. this is my couch. there are many like it, but this one is mine. my couch is fucked. without it, I have no couch. without me, my couch is ...4:46 PM Apr 28th, 2008 from im
  11. shit yeah, whiskey.5:21 PM Apr 23rd, 2008 from im
  12. loading up buddy's phone with music. (throwing in the occasional Kelis - Milkshake.)4:56 PM Apr 23rd, 2008 from im
  13. the surgeon general has determined that smoking cigarettes is causing the cancer that is killing... well... you know.11:46 PM Apr 22nd, 2008 from im
  14. whiskey and NOTHING.4:32 PM Apr 22nd, 2008 from im
  15. playing hooky.6:30 AM Apr 22nd, 2008 from im
  16. roomies and I watched the videos we made when we were drunk. direct quote: "gahh. we're fucking retarded."11:44 PM Apr 21st, 2008 from im
  17. fuck yeah, sleep.10:41 PM Apr 21st, 2008 from im
  18. fuuuuuck, it's been a long couple of Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz *snort*snurtle*whiskey* Zzzzzzzzzz8:21 PM Apr 20th, 2008 from im
  19. fuckin whiskey until I pass out.7:58 PM Apr 20th, 2008 from im
  20. < BlueTooth> cuervo you don't talk much <@cuervo> yeah. it's one of my better qualities.7:29 PM Apr 20th, 2008 from im