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On how Romans encouraged homosexuality between soldiers, "definitely not what I had in mind when I asked you to cover my back" - Karl Rove
12:16 PM Dec 23rd
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"We're a team! You're in the front, I'm in the back." Pants talking to Goose.
4:38 PM Dec 11th
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"I haven't seen my yardstick in a year!" - Not Frank
11:37 AM Dec 11th
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"I walk away for just a moment and everything ends up in Pants' butt-crack" - Not Frank
11:37 AM Dec 11th
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Meet Domino and NotFrank!
12:33 PM Dec 8th
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I'm going to show you my manly stuff that no one has ever seen before! - Pants
11:54 AM Dec 8th
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Houdani is now known as Pants. (this is not a quote... just an fyi)
11:53 AM Dec 8th
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"I don't have the grandmother love-hands" - Goose
2:16 PM Nov 18th
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"I want hardcore furry... something" - Goose
1:43 PM Nov 18th
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"As of today, I officially cannot impregnate women!" - Dr. Sunshine
3:05 PM Nov 13th
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"I about had an explosion in my crotch in the back of your car" - Goose
12:32 PM Nov 13th
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"I am my own wife" - Domino
12:13 PM Nov 13th
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On the topic of cloning yourself rather than having children, "Could you spank yourself if you were naughty?" - Maverick
3:51 PM Nov 9th
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"I would rather get a sex change than use OSX" - Not Frank
8:38 AM Nov 9th
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"I'm not a monster-name generator... I'm doing the best I can, alright!" - Maverick to Goose
2:43 PM Nov 6th
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We had some people review the design in a focus group, here is their reaction captured on video:
1:23 PM Nov 5th
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"I'm a modern-day Russell Crow" - Not Frank
9:59 AM Nov 2nd
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"I'm going to propose, then you can marry me." - Houdani to Domino
1:31 PM Oct 29th
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"An easy $150,000" - Maverick's response to learning that a testicle can be sold for scientific research for $50k each.
1:27 PM Oct 29th
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After hearing details of a coworker's vasectomy, "I've got phantom pains down there now . . ." - Goose
1:19 PM Oct 29th
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- Name Man in Cubicle
- Bio A collection of quotes heard around the office. Aliases have been used to protect the innocent.
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