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  1. I have achieved the perfect lasagne complete with brown edging
  2. Appropriate quote for today: Oscar Wilde, "I am finding it harder and harder every day to live up to my blue china."
  3. Told kids: "Jesus rode into Jerusalem on hid ASS" They LOVED it. Wife not so much.
  4. Things you find yourself saying as a parent: "Close the freezer door - and get your feet out of there!"
  5. I'm pretty sure my "Med" Bic pens from China are actually "Fine" - where do I go from here?
  6. And did we let them?
  7. Did N. Korea specifically kidnap those two in order to save face opening up such a high level channel to talk wrt their nuclear situation?
  8. Rainy day weekend cooped up with the kids inside went well. Go figure. Oh s*, better unlock the basement-
  9. Thanks to TiVO I've created my own Dr. Katz marathon. Better than Prozac.
  10. Time for a G&T with LFC on TiVO
  11. Counting the days until Liverpool play again
  12. Hacking twitter applescript hooks. Beats dreaming about how yummy s* is
  13. In case you're wondering, flies do sleep. They dream about how yummy s* is. Happy now?
  14. July 5th - America wakes up hungover, rubs eyes, and thinks "I hope to god I didn't invade anybody last night"
  15. Had to walk a mile to a fireworks picnic - could have used a motorized cooler to drive from the parking lot. Now they make sense...
  16. Going chunking with @jeffvandall
  17. US Govt asks Twitter to again delay upgrade so nothing interferes with slew of #MichaelJackson jokes
  18. Reports that Michael Jackson was in hospital having a heart attack are wrong, he was in the children's ward having a stroke.
  19. MJ autopsy complete - he died of food poisoning - they found 11 yr old nuts in his stomach
  20. Never stop learning as you age! Today's lesson: "Bad Milk = Good Gas"