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  1. Right I'm off to some rest and relaxatin. More tomorrow. TTFN Cx.
  2. Scrap that last tweet just remembered I took a fist full of Beta blockers before I got out of bed this morning. I was feeling the need.
  3. I have to say room auditing my save my life. Blood Pressure is 150/80 compared to the normal 158/118 or it coul be the hot helper monkey.
  4. Bret Harrison is so cute in Reaper. They sure make them pretty in Oregon
  5. Englands first World Cup game is against the USA. Very intresting. Lets wait and see. #worldcup
  6. http://twitpic.com/s4t6u - Brampton very dark and Christmasy
  7. My helper has buggered off early again but how can you say no to someone who wears pants that tight? Off to Brampton for BP test ...again.
  8. And that’s coming from a guy who accidentally stole a newspaper from a tramp at Christmas time.
  9. I am shocked at how many people have stolen the plastic wallet from the room audit packs. How low can you get?
  10. #imaddicted2 twitter obviously.
  11. Why is my helper monkey wearing a really nice, extremely well fitted suit?
  12. How dare you insinuate I take bribes. I only collect wine from member of staff during audits as part of my weight training.
  13. Last day of auditing. I have survived and not even wanted to throw myself in front of a bus. I will miss Martyn though.
  14. Can’t find an Audit treat of the day yet but I can tell you it will be JJ Redick or Jimmy Clausen related. TTFN Cx.
  15. RT @adoptaword Website working again (for the most part)! Please RT! www.adoptaword.com
  16. “It’s only sexual harassment if I’m licking my lips when I say it.” Wow someone needs to read up on the law.
  17. @FilteredByBrita I’m a big fan of 30 Rock and also of passing out so you were living my dream.
  18. Is there any site Stephen can't crash?RT @adoptaword Our site is slightly overloaded at present, do try again in a bit! Cheers @stephenfry!
  19. I feel like Nero fiddling while Rome burns.
  20. That's my kind of life. RT @FilteredByBrita Watching random episodes of 30 Rock until I pass out