csmoreno
- @JustARogue I'll translate into tfln talk for you:(512) Went a2m on a cougar in my car while it got towed. Pick me up. (512-1) Wrong number.5:05 PM Jul 12th from web in reply to JustARogue
- @JustARogue Can you summarize with a textfromlastnight?9:10 AM Jul 12th from web in reply to JustARogue
- @JustARogue Rightfully so. Self-loathing is the American way.5:26 AM Jul 10th from web in reply to JustARogue
- Looking at my computer monitors makes me dizzy and nauseated.6:42 AM Jul 9th from web
- @djwhitebread Anyone who runs is a VC. Anyone who stands still is a well-disciplined VC. You guys oughta do a story about me sometime.10:04 AM Jul 4th from web in reply to djwhitebread
- @efontenot All the young men there are safe for this summer. I myself roamed freely when I visited my sister. Not sure how to fit in a rowr.8:33 AM Jul 1st from web in reply to efontenot
- @JustARogue Maybe you should visit. There's pvgp and sbd this month.8:31 AM Jul 1st from web in reply to JustARogue
- @djwhitebread What is the opposite of a rowr? Something that would nullify it, so all anyone heard was the silence of ladies jeans on a man?5:10 PM Jun 30th from web in reply to djwhitebread
- @efontenot The insanity got to be too much. I found myself defending "your" blog posts from two years ago. Now, I do as I see fit. So, Rowr?1:28 PM Jun 30th from web in reply to efontenot
- @efontenot It's tough for a growling cougar out there having to prowl unknown locales. Don't scare off prey with a grrr; beckon with a rowr.12:20 PM Jun 30th from web in reply to efontenot
- @efontenot Watch and pray so that you will not fall into temptation. The spirit is willing, but the body is weak. And of course, also: rowr.11:42 AM Jun 29th from web in reply to efontenot
- @efontenot The large feline of the urban jungle scores another kill. Please, Erin restrict yourself to older prey, for all the bambis. Rowr.8:10 AM Jun 29th from web in reply to efontenot
- If you boil fish in a coffee pot, every coffee you make afterwards will always taste like fish.10:16 AM Jun 28th from web
- @efontenot Mark Twain used the word 'dude' in "A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur's Court," so it is at least a word, but I don't like it.7:53 PM Jun 25th from web in reply to efontenot
- @efontenot And now Michael Jackson is dead. Happy with yourself? When will your disregard of the english language end? How many have to die?3:08 PM Jun 25th from web in reply to efontenot
- @efontenot 'ficial' is not a word.12:55 PM Jun 25th from web in reply to efontenot
- Twitter was intended to be a way for vacant egotists to share their most banal and idiotic thoughts with anyone pathetic enough to read them8:15 AM Jun 25th from web
- It must be said to all of the traitorous Texas fans I know who originally grew up in Baton Rouge, but in particular to the dj: in your face.8:22 PM Jun 24th from web
- @efontenot Sadly, I have to give up my game. A girl I know is jealous of all the attention you get. In other news, apparently I'm a manther.6:15 AM Jun 17th from web in reply to efontenot
- @efontenot That sounds exactly like what a crafty cougar would say to lull her prey into a false sense of security before she pounces. Rowr.5:47 PM Jun 16th from web in reply to efontenot
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- Name csmoreno
- Location Middle of nowhere, Georgia
- Bio I like my jeans to have seven belt loops
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