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congrats to my homie @ and his big day ...also his big night!! Haha
7:06 PM Jun 1st
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Madame Bovary triple x parody
11:30 AM Jun 1st
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As a depressive joke-person, I think Platonov had a wicked sense of humor. Else, he would've killed himself long before THE FOUNDATION PIT.
9:45 PM May 31st
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Kevin "Noah '40' Shebib" Eubanks
9:41 PM May 31st
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The co-host for Late Night with Drake would obviously be Kevin Eubanks. What a treasure that man is.
9:40 PM May 31st
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She got some loose plans: Chelsea Handler vagina
9:36 PM May 31st
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There is a wolf on a frozen patch of tundra that is shaking its head at another wolf and going "NBA officiating." Not even howling about it.
6:38 PM May 31st
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If I ever have a child, I feel like I could consult the Spurs' offensive philosophy and raise an astronaut.
6:26 PM May 31st
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I'ma go read War and Peace while Eluvium plays in the background. And my unicorn wife works on this whole ugly construct called reality.
10:33 PM May 30th
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And the dominant religion of the land is Wu-Tang.
10:31 PM May 30th
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I am Emperor of Imaginationland, by the way. My queen is an invisible unicorn named Miranda.
10:30 PM May 30th
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All I'm asking is that a 20 year-old Rasheed Wallace clone magically enter the draft and land at #4. Is Imaginationland so much to ask for?
10:28 PM May 30th
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They also seem like they both cry in private a lot. Which is fine. I'm in solidarity with them on that one.
10:25 PM May 30th
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And the PJ3/Future parallels are numerous. The difference is Future made PLUTO and PJ3 could make MARVIN WILLIAMS: THE SEQUEL.
10:24 PM May 30th
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"You leave the club at one or two / I leave the line with none of two / Lookin' at my free throws, that shit is insufferable"
10:22 PM May 30th
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I mean, I'll talk myself into Andre Drummond. He'll be the Young L mixtape that I never want to listen to all the way through.
10:20 PM May 30th
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@ Yeah, it seems like he's a guy who benefited a lot from sticking around in college. On both a personal and b-ball level.
9:50 PM May 30th
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@ And he's a delight.
9:49 PM May 30th
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@ I don't envy GMs, who have to stand next to a 19/20 year-old, and go "We believe in him. He's going to be great."
9:46 PM May 30th
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@ Indeed. I'm pessimistic about this four slot, but I'm sure I'll talk myself into something in a couple weeks.
9:43 PM May 30th
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