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cs87

Ten miles before breakfast. about 24 hours ago via Twitter for Android
@Laila_K far(t)se. 12:44 PM Jun 1st via Twitter for Android
@unslugged Perfect, thanks. 3:00 AM Jun 1st via Silver Bird in reply to unslugged
@unslugged I can't hear you howling. 2:58 AM Jun 1st via Silver Bird in reply to unslugged
The internet is full of howling cretins. 2:57 AM Jun 1st via Silver Bird
@SnarkandFury: "Microsoft's X is stupid." Well yeah. 2:39 AM Jun 1st via Silver Bird
Which is weird, because I barely have a mug at the moment. 2:25 AM Jun 1st via Silver Bird
It appears I work for some kind of futuristic Corporation, laughing as we piss into the champagne glasses of the population's dreams. 2:24 AM Jun 1st via Silver Bird
@hoostweets Jokes on you; I don't have a lunch today. 1:48 AM Jun 1st via Silver Bird in reply to hoostweets
We have done literally nothing for the jubilee in my office. I am delighted by this. 1:44 AM Jun 1st via Silver Bird
Look at the fucking state of this. bit.ly/LMZA69 12:51 AM Jun 1st via Silver Bird
I've got a bigger set of problems than if I stayed home and didn't have any problems. 7:21 AM May 31st via Silver Bird
@jolliehaybowes Meatballs. Oooh, or Oxo Stew. 7:06 AM May 31st via Silver Bird in reply to jolliehaybowes
Worth a tweet just for the Akira reference: bit.ly/Lirx6C 6:29 AM May 31st via Silver Bird
Dear work; I'm not dead. Be there soon. 12:32 AM May 31st via Twitter for Android
@unslugged Ugh, just one of them days. Lots of obstacles, failures and battery acid. 10:09 AM May 30th via Silver Bird in reply to unslugged
Today's feelings: stupid, worthless, undeserving fucking cunt. 8:28 AM May 30th via Twitter for Android
BettyBingCrosb Never trust freezer leftovers. #deceptacons 5:36 AM May 29th via Twitter for Android Retweeted by cs87
I never want to see another fucking mobile phone in my life. 7:50 AM May 30th via web
Card: The Dead Horse. Strength: Is a horse. Weakness: Is dead. 3:22 AM May 30th via web