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  1. @perrynoble Die Hard is my favorite Christmas movie, too.
  2. It's a really beautiful day in Bonita Springs, FL.
  3. I bought this stuff called "Trail Mix" at the camping store... I thought it would be good to mark my trail through the woods. That failed.
  4. What if the kbd was *behind* a tablet PC, integrated into a 2handed grip - split keyboard on either side. Screen shows keys being "used".
  5. "What do you think it's going to take to win this football game?" "Yaknow, I think we just have to score more points than the other team!"
  6. The funny thing is, I'm craving a @capriottis "Bobbie" right about now...
  7. Happy Thanksgiving! Hug a family member, a friend ... let them know how thankful you are to see them today! (I'm thankful for you!)
  8. What does Santa's wife tell him the weather's like when she's out feeding the sleigh pulling team? It looks like reindeer (rain, dear).
  9. "I love you, but" is the same as "I love your butt" -- The latter makes you smile and the former sad, but neither sentence ended at "you."
  10. Why do home telephones still have lame ringtones?
  11. This space for rent.
  12. RT @CBSTweet: http://twitpic.com/qodue - What’s Wolowitz doing bathing with dream girl Katee Sackhoff? #TheBigBangTheory 2night at 9:30/ ...
  13. *Sniff* *Sniff* what's that I smell? Lemons?
  14. What happens when 40 million people bum rush the hospitals because they just got [free] [unlimited] health care?
  15. Watching a stupid movie. Hint: Chinese FOOOOOD. And then...
  16. God's like the Air Traffic controller. He knows where everything is, where they're going, and tells you where to go. If you don't, you fail.
  17. Something about a browser tab is unused. Would it be cool to click a browser tab and have it show the RSS feed as a quick navigation?
  18. The health care bill seems like a dog dragging its rear on the carpet. It may fix the itch, but it also leaves a stain.
  19. Which to vote for? "It will save $500 billion in Medicare expenditures" or "It will cut Medicare spending by $500 billion"? Exactly.
  20. Every cloud has a silver lining. Sometimes it's put there by humans to make it rain. http://en.wikipedia.org/wik...