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  1. Just read it. RT @ElisaC Wow: Male blogger outs herself as female: http://bit.ly/8GsYym And people wonder why feminism is still relevant.
  2. @akerlick no, sleep is good
  3. @kimtrokey that totally sucks. missed you tonight. stacy has a cute new hair cut. hope the rest of planes, trains and automobiles goes well
  4. @jryanbrunner Lol Cher is eternal
  5. RT @bud_caddell: If you believe that one potentially questionable element discredits a whole theory, let's talk about the bible.
  6. Why does @sharkfu have 8 cans of this? Spicy overkill. http://yfrog.com/1dg4spj
  7. @akerlick We're not eating our dogs. Donating old dog chow to Stray Rescue and will restock canine bunker. They are survivors, not food!
  8. Bush's beans in the bunker. Ha ha. http://yfrog.com/33ew5oj
  9. @akerlick That's just lack of product labeling. Nothing lasts forever. You would eat 20 year old canned meat, wouldn't you?
  10. Noticed the soul food in my bunker and giggled. In an emergency, I'll want black eyed peas. Anyone know how long molasses lasts?
  11. Curating my bunker, selecting cans to donate and cans to keep. Anyone know how long SPAM lasts? No expiration date on it.
  12. Ouch. After blowing a 3-0 lead and down 3-5, thousands have left and a couple thou are actually booing the Blues.
  13. I just kicked two guys out of our section for being bad luck. True fans, they left without complaint. #stlblues
  14. WTF? Let's Go Blues!
  15. Waiting for the 3rd. Ice drying. http://yfrog.com/1eazgzj
  16. @SharkFu don't start shit in the stands
  17. STL is a small town. Just saw Bob the DM Acct Dude and his kid at concessions. Getting cash for mixed drinks. Yar. Go Blues!
  18. Berglund @sharkfu's favorite Blues player is in the sin bin on a double for high sticking. PK fun fun at Scottrade.
  19. RT @_DonDraper: @CrystalMerritt No, I'm not having an affair with @BarbraStreisand. Isn't she married to Elliot Gould?
  20. @_DonDraper Are you having an affair with Barbra now? You Tiger.