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  1. @qikipedia 'Phodopus Roborovskii' aka the Roborovski hamster aka the Robo hamster, is not actually robotic. Or Russian. #qikipediaHunt 8:49 AM Oct 5th from TweetDeck
  2. and the marathon continues while I lie in bed sniffling and coughing... TV makes me happy. 5:07 AM Oct 2nd from TweetDeck
  3. How I Met Your Mother marathon <3 5:26 PM Oct 1st from txt
  4. saw a hobo that looked like Ron Jeremy. 11:20 AM Sep 23rd from txt
  5. happy now I have the Super Mario Galaxy OST <3 9:29 AM Sep 8th from TweetDeck
  6. I'm all on my own for the rest of the day now mum and sis have gone to work *sniff* 8:03 AM Sep 8th from TweetDeck
  7. just found a big hair for long hair tutorial... Should I try it for tonight?? Got bright purple makeup too! =P 5:56 AM Sep 5th from web
  8. Pub crawl FTW! 1:12 PM Aug 23rd from txt
  9. What a nice day to be in the beer garden :) 9:38 AM Aug 23rd from txt
  10. What kind of world are we in when buses are more frequent that ambulances? 11:53 AM Aug 22nd from txt
  11. Why are the toilet queues longer than the food queues in Mcdonalds? 10:54 AM Aug 22nd from txt
  12. Just saw Sherlock Holmes and Prince of Persia pics in a mag... I nearly squealed out loud in Tesco. 7:36 AM Aug 17th from txt
  13. Crematorium technician, what do you think? Off to the shop for orange juice to stop the nastiness. 7:13 AM Aug 17th from txt
  14. Last people left in the pub again =P 4:57 PM Aug 16th from txt
  15. Uuurrrgh, feel painfully horrific this morning but hopefully tomorrow will be a new beginning. 12:21 AM Aug 13th from txt
  16. has a busy couple of days so it's good I have wine =D I wonder if the cloud will go and we'll get to see any meteors tonight... 12:24 PM Aug 12th from TweetDeck
  17. Triple chocolate sundae... *dies* 2:52 PM Aug 6th from TweetDeck
  18. managed to have one week with no stomach pains... now they're back... and this time, they want revenge! 7:25 AM Aug 5th from TweetDeck
  19. R.I.P. Sir Bobby Robson. 6:39 AM Jul 31st from TweetDeck
  20. Ok, bed beckons now. Seriously. It's calling my name. So is my blankey. 6:43 PM Jul 30th from TweetDeck
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