CrypticDevice
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5:11 PM Aug 23rd
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2:59 PM Aug 18th
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2:54 PM Aug 18th
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Who was the man beside his wife and why was the dog missing a leg? How could he know that the broken camera took pictures of the future.
10:23 AM Aug 3rd
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Mystery solved. There, in the soiled diaper was the U key. Stupid baby, every one knows that W's are twice as delicious as U's.
3:03 PM Jul 31st
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Out of curiosity, Ed dialed his old phone number. A younger Ed answered. Old Ed told young Ed to go with the VHS over Beta.
11:14 AM Jul 21st
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The caller id said UNKNOWN but he knew who. Zortaan the Destroyer again to inquire if we're still using the planet. It rolled to voice mail.
12:02 PM Jul 17th
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Luckily, the humans were shit faced drunk when my prehensile tentacle emerged from my left nostril. They thought it was funny. Heh, humans.
10:44 AM Jul 16th
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Only 3592 hours and 13 seconds remained in his life, the exact amount of music in his iTunes library. He'd never hear Come On Eileen again.
7:31 AM Jul 15th
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I've been stuffing snack chips in my nostrils for the worms that will soon play pinocle in my snout.
3:03 PM Jul 14th
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A simple bag of salt and vinegar chips. Understandably, she was surprised to find a chuppacabra fetus inside. Chuppy seized the opportunity.
7:00 PM Jul 8th
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@ um, too late. left gingerman 1 hour ago (after hail attack).
6:44 PM Jul 8th
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- Hail attack! My car is fubar.
4:08 PM Jul 8th
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@ - I am proof that you invented it. I actually remember a sketch you showed me several years ago. Is
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1:28 PM Jul 8th
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Bright green sparks shot from his nostrils when he sneezed. It was just another sign that Grandpa really was an android.
1:36 PM Jul 4th
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- No doubt a cryptic device
1:50 PM Jul 3rd
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I like dancing bears with pointy hats and roller skates, but not the inline kind. My mother was eaten by the inline skating bears.
12:23 PM Jul 3rd
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Every time you tweet in that uncreative way, I kill a baby seal. Serious.
2:28 PM Jul 2nd
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@ the simple mention of viral, guarantees failure. Like talking about a no hitter before the 8th inning.
11:58 AM Jul 1st
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A lifetime of searching and nothing to show for it. He passed a broken man. Pancake mix, isle eight, bottom shelf the whole time.
11:55 AM Jul 1st
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- Name michael griffith
- Location DFW
- Web http://CrypticDev...
- Bio Can we all try to do a little something different with this twitter thing? Etiquette Schmetiquette. If you GuyKawasaki me, I will unfollow.
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