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CrynAir

Some people think I'm cynical. I'm not. I'm just a bastard. about 23 hours ago via Facebook
The British flag: A symbol of football violence, lager in the morning and celebrating the life of someone we don't care about in the rain. 1:30 AM Jun 3rd via Facebook
@rupertmurdoch Irony much?! 11:14 PM Jun 2nd via Twitter for Mac in reply to rupertmurdoch
Feeling patriotic, I hope? fb.me/1z7kIxjaH 5:50 AM Jun 2nd via Facebook
Another hot day in Britain. Enjoy this because summer will be rain, clouds and plagues. 2:18 AM May 26th via Facebook
Hello, sun! #boobs 8:15 AM May 25th via Twitter for Mac
@Glinner @parax Use private browsing when using our site. Just like porn. Except you're the one getting screwed. 2:34 AM May 23rd via Twitter for Mac in reply to Glinner
Top tip! Browse our website like you'd browse porn (in 'private mode') and you could save hundreds! This is because we're assholes. 2:26 AM May 23rd via Facebook
@rickygervais God made you in his own image. He's a sarcastic bastard. 11:22 AM May 21st via Twitter for Mac
We've made a profit of 503 million euro. We'd like to sincerely thank all your credit cards. 11:56 PM May 20th via Facebook
@ruskin147 FlingIt would be a better name. 12:08 PM May 15th via Twitter for Mac in reply to ruskin147
I've got that Friday feeling! #badwind 3:43 AM May 11th via Twitter for Mac
robdavwil “@PIKAIRPORT: ***RYANAIR WEBSITE CLOSURE BETWEEN FRI 18TH - SUN 20TH MAY *** ” Looks like were gonna have to @CrynAir in the meantime! 3:29 AM May 11th via Twitter for iPhone Retweeted by CrynAir
The coalition is relaunched! Amazed they haven't called it Coalition 2.0 or something equally untrendy. 8:20 AM May 8th via Facebook
I just saw either a big yellow UFO or the sun poking out from behind the clouds. The former certainly more likely. 8:10 AM May 8th via Facebook
When trying to win an argument I tell people I have a PHD. They don't realise that stands for Pretty Horrible Demeanor. 8:00 AM May 8th via Facebook
@lecraic "Do not disturb" actually means 'Knock quietly then come in while I'm sleeping or on the job' in Spanish. #littleknownfact 4:29 AM May 8th via Twitter for Mac in reply to lecraic
Farting dinosaurs. Really?! bbc.co.uk/nature/17953792 8:27 AM May 7th via Twitter for Mac
I'd like to say "have a good long weekend", but that'd be a lie. I hope it's miserable and expensive. 12:11 PM May 5th via Twitter for Mac
@biggsjason The hits just keep comin'. Well, one big one anyway. 12:11 PM May 5th via Twitter for Mac in reply to biggsjason