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cryanathus

  1. @marydefran If you would just listen to me, your life would improve in every possible way. 3:21 PM May 31st via TweetDeck in reply to marydefran
  2. @marydefran Except, you know, for how terrible it is. 2:57 PM May 31st via web in reply to marydefran
  3. @WendiMom Well @LyssaPearl taught me all I know about abandoning others for the sake of Wheatons. 7:17 PM May 30th via TweetDeck in reply to WendiMom
  4. Today's best Google search that led someone to my blog: "hey where are you going in those keds" 5:51 PM May 30th via web
  5. @LyssaPearl @WendiMom Ladies, ladies... please. There's enough of me to go around. 2:58 PM May 30th via web in reply to LyssaPearl
  6. @AnneWheaton Tomato 9:03 AM May 30th via TweetDeck in reply to AnneWheaton
  7. @cavaticat Agreed 7:39 AM May 30th via TweetDeck in reply to cavaticat
  8. @lolatron If you figure it out, let me know. I'll be rocking back and forth in the corner. 7:07 AM May 30th via TweetDeck in reply to lolatron
  9. @bookoisseur Lots of people do that here. 7:06 AM May 30th via TweetDeck in reply to bookoisseur
  10. @bookoisseur I'm trimming nose hairs with desk scissors. The excitement is extreme. 6:32 AM May 30th via TweetDeck in reply to bookoisseur
  11. I really can't stand the fact I waste 1/3 of my life in an office building doing things I have absolutely no interest in. 6:16 AM May 30th via TweetDeck
  12. @kellykba It is. I won't submit to iTunes until there's at least a few episodes. 7:22 PM May 29th via web in reply to kellykba
  13. @LyssaPearl I'm sure it was. 4:15 PM May 29th via web in reply to LyssaPearl
  14. Today's best Google search that led someone to my blog: "a kid spit on my bookbag in front of other kids what do i do" 4:07 PM May 29th via web
  15. Klout believes I am influential in "toolbar." I'm not sure if that's accurate or an insult. 4:06 PM May 29th via web
  16. @cavaticat FAVORITE TELEVISION GRANDMOTHER. 2:53 PM May 29th via web
  17. @AnneWheaton You still need to work on that staunch opposition to the east coast ;) 2:28 PM May 29th via web
  18. @AnneWheaton Thanks :) I really appreciate that. 1:05 PM May 29th via web in reply to AnneWheaton
  19. @AnneWheaton You are the wind beneath my wings. FLYYYYYYYY. 12:56 PM May 29th via web in reply to AnneWheaton
  • Name Jeff Saporito
  • Location Houston, PA
  • Web http://jeffsapori...
  • Bio I'm sometimes this, and on very special occasions, I'm sometimes that.
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