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crush42

  1. Well, today is election day, and unlike Halloween, it's actually scary. 8:58 AM Nov 2nd, 2010 via txt
  2. The old lady downstairs has a sign on her door that says "I'm Not Home". Does this seem ill advised to anyone else? 10:36 PM Oct 31st, 2010 via txt
  3. My favorite part: the woman with the "God hates Zombies" sign. "zombies cause global warming!" hilarious. 3:51 PM Oct 29th, 2010 via txt
  4. Well i saw the zombie walk. Didnt get any pictures because i was talking to an awesome old man, but it was fun! 3:48 PM Oct 29th, 2010 via txt
  5. You're so far from your weapon and you wanna go home... 12:35 AM Oct 29th, 2010 via txt
  6. Driving aimlessly around panama city for the sheer hell of it, smoking and listening to Jack White choke through 'Cut like a Buffalo'. 12:32 AM Oct 29th, 2010 via txt
  7. Listening to "The Call of Cthulhu" by H.P. Lovecraft. So far i love it. 10:58 PM Oct 27th, 2010 via txt
  8. Just got home from their church, my cat wont stop sniffing me, presumably because i smell like crazy. 6:47 PM Oct 26th, 2010 via txt
  9. I would just like to reiterate this for everyone: Pentecostals are batshit insane. 6:40 PM Oct 26th, 2010 via txt
  10. On my way to a Pentecostal church. Hilarity will ensue. 4:44 PM Oct 26th, 2010 via txt
  11. Its october 25th. Panama city should not be this muggy. Halloween is supposed to be cold and crisp. All is not well. 9:35 PM Oct 25th, 2010 via txt
  12. Turned into a parking lot to turn around and go home, the cop behind me turned around to follow me for such suspicious behavior. 12:58 AM Oct 20th, 2010 via txt
  13. Just noticed that midnightonmars is now following me on Twitter! Hey man, love your work, when i get a chance to pick up a News Herald! 12:27 AM Oct 20th, 2010 via txt
  14. @madrond 101 ouch... What is it about? 9:55 AM Oct 18th, 2010 via txt
  15. Who needs love, when there's law and order? Who needs love, when there's southern comfort... 5:27 PM Oct 17th, 2010 via txt
  16. Cruising aimlessly, smoking and listening to tom waits. good stuff. 2:35 AM Oct 17th, 2010 via txt
  17. Bruited: to tell or spread rumors. I love stumbling on words i dont know! 5:15 PM Sep 30th, 2010 via txt
  18. Me: "what are we looking for here?" Meg: "chicken. Wheres the chicken, all of these signs say poultry..." 3:34 PM Sep 30th, 2010 via txt
  19. Meg: wow the theater is empty! Me: you know what that means! Meg: we can sit anywhere! Me: yeah..... 11:07 AM Sep 29th, 2010 via txt
  20. My dishwasher is making terrible, "cow mooing its despair over its imminent death" noises. As we pros call it. 4:47 AM Sep 28th, 2010 via txt
  • Name Chance Ward
  • Location Panama City, Florida
  • Web http://golokigo.b...
  • Bio Voracious reader, guilty smoker, hellbound atheist, occasional writer, new experience searcher, climber of things. Mustard devotee.
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