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crumpet

  1. @ruminski Track is broken in the loop apparently and rerouted trains are holding everything up. about 3 hours ago via Echofon in reply to ruminski
  2. @expat_erin No need to be terrified now that I've made this Matthew Sweet picture especially for you! lockerz.com/s/214314636 about 4 hours ago via Echofon in reply to expat_erin
  3. @bobearth Sunshine for you: nasa.gov/mission_pages/… about 5 hours ago via Echofon in reply to bobearth
  4. @SuperFlange Fucking pantry moths can die in a fire. I hate them so much. about 5 hours ago via Echofon in reply to SuperFlange
  5. @kedgie Yes. Also at all other times of the day. about 5 hours ago via Echofon in reply to kedgie
  6. @SuperFlange A book I read (I think 'Spotless') suggested wiping down pantry shelves periodically with (highly diluted) pennyroyal oil. about 5 hours ago via Echofon in reply to SuperFlange
  7. .@expat_erin Is this it? matthewsweetwilleatyoursoul.tumblr.com about 5 hours ago via Echofon in reply to expat_erin
  8. @expat_erin NO. GIVE IT TO ME. about 6 hours ago via Echofon in reply to expat_erin
  9. Did someone find the creepiest Matthew Sweet pics for Wikipedia or is this his regular look? en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Matt… about 6 hours ago via Echofon
  10. OMG, @filmchangeslife is following meeee! I love your book. :) about 10 hours ago via Echofon
  11. @expat_erin (Also, sorry about that. I am the cheesiest person in existence.) :) 5:07 PM Jun 2nd via Echofon in reply to expat_erin
  12. @expat_erin Break a nail! 5:06 PM Jun 2nd via Echofon in reply to expat_erin
  13. Me: "Um, what's this stuff on the kitchen bench? It looks like poo in a bag..." @squozen: "Oh! That's poo!" #aaaaaarrrrrrrgggghjhhhdjdjdhdjh 12:40 AM Jun 2nd via Echofon
  14. I swear I'm not a hippy. twitpic.com/9ruthl 11:25 PM Jun 1st via Echofon
  15. @arkenstone With all the rental hate, I assume you're saving really hard to buy at some point soon? 5:09 PM Jun 1st via Echofon in reply to arkenstone
  16. @squozen m.gawker.com/5914630/quit-c… 2:54 PM Jun 1st via Echofon
  17. @spetznatz Oh my. That article mentions a 42oz cup. My converter tells me THAT'S 1.25 LITRES. Holy hell. 2:24 AM Jun 1st via Echofon in reply to spetznatz
  • Name crumpet
  • Location Melbourne, Australia
  • Web http://crumpart.net
  • Bio artist and atheist, often in the same sentence...
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