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CRUMP

  1. JUST REALIZED CINDY IS SHORT FOR CINDERELLA FML
  2. @TheseGirlsRCray Are you wearing what I'm knitting?
  3. Driving to a body shop to buy some bodies.
  4. @TheseGirlsRCray I'm picking up what you're putting down.
  5. You illiterally can't read.
  6. @sharpsays @itsstorytime @thesegirlsrcray @jenburkey whatever blues your clues.
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  8. @itsStorytime @thesegirlsrcray @jenburkey whatever flips your flop.
  9. @itsStorytime @thesegirlsrcray @jenburkey whatever tikkas your masala.
  10. @JenBurkey @thesegirlsrcray whatever rockets your pocket.
  11. @JenBurkey @thesegirlsrcray whatever whacks your mole.
  12. @JenBurkey @thesegirlsrcray whatever duals your notes.
  13. @JenBurkey @thesegirlsrcray whatever bangs your gang.
  14. @JenBurkey @thesegirlsrcray whatever willies your nilly.
  15. @TheseGirlsRCray whatever juices your box.
  16. @TheseGirlsRCray whatever games your throne.
  17. @TheseGirlsRCray whatever pumps up your kicks.
  18. @TheseGirlsRCray whatever sinks your titanic.
  19. @TheseGirlsRCray whatever mows your grass.
  20. @TheseGirlsRCray whatever jimmies your jam.