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One last hurrah: bit.ly/KQfHyK CJS presents its 5th Annual Kentucky Derby Awards! 5:44 AM May 9th via bitly
Wow! Great win by Nate Diaz! What a day to sign off from CJS! 6:58 PM May 5th via Echofon
@augiemaestas Hey bro, why doesn't Comcast carry Fuel? 6:48 PM May 5th via Echofon
@augiemaestas Yep. Hart won the first game. 4:42 PM May 5th via Echofon in reply to augiemaestas
Great race. We're off to play Beirut, Loo for our article on Monday. 3:53 PM May 5th via web
Hart picked the Win, Dagger picked the Show, and Lady E finished out of the money. CJS victory! 3:44 PM May 5th via web
@DeuceCO You lose! Thanks for joining us. 3:36 PM May 5th via web in reply to DeuceCO
Hart wins the CJS Derby! I'll Have Another wins it all! 3:34 PM May 5th via web
CJS Regular Mr. CassieB has Bodemeister. 3:31 PM May 5th via web
10 minutes away! CJS is pretty drunk. Is a game of Beirut in our future? YES! Do we answer our own questions due to lack of followers? YES! 3:29 PM May 5th via web
JennyJohnsonHi5 There should be a horse at the Kentucky Derby named, "Your Wife Looks Like A Stuck Up Cunt In That Hat." 3:26 PM May 5th via Echofon Retweeted by CruJonesSociety and 784 others
We miss Drunk Nick Lachey and Drunk Joey Fatone, but this year's bourbon is Buffalo Trace. Delicious! 3:21 PM May 5th via web
Thank God, no Al Roker this year! #bestderbyever! 3:18 PM May 5th via web
Buttfor: Meow! Bumhug: Meow! #thankyou #wewillbehereallweek 3:11 PM May 5th via web
CJS Official Picks: Lady E: Creative Cause, Lee S. Hart: I'll Have Another, E Dagger: Dullahan. Go horses! 3:11 PM May 5th via web
Lady E did not care for our Eli Manning/Down Syndrome joke. 2:46 PM May 5th via web
Hart just disturbed Bumhug SO BAD, and Bumhug is shooting daggers out his eyes. AWESOME! 2:45 PM May 5th via web
Somehow the conversation has devolved to @Claytonotron's hatred of E.T. Fucking hell we miss that dude. 2:40 PM May 5th via web
@5ozsofpain Um... No shit? 2:35 PM May 5th via web in reply to 5ozsofpain
Serious piece. Time for Bagel Bites! CJS is drunk. 2:32 PM May 5th via web

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Bio Celebrating 4 years as your favorite local humor conglomerate. And why? Because the internet can't be all porn...