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Sometimes I think Conan O'Brien's relationship to Andy Richter is the same as David Letterman's to Stephanie Birkitt.
about 16 hours ago
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When I was a kid, my parents gave me an anatomically correct Mr. Potato Head.
6:29 AM Dec 5th
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I'm a hunchback too. But that doesn't mean I do not have to bathe.
9:23 PM Dec 2nd
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Where the hell is Eggland?
10:12 PM Nov 28th
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Why am I always the one who has to change grandma's diaper?
8:23 AM Nov 27th
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If Mya doesn't win Dancing with the Stars, I'm going to puke for a week.
9:45 AM Nov 24th
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Someone really needs to hit Norah Jones with a cattle prod.
10:19 PM Nov 22nd
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Sometime Stephen Colbert looks like Donald Rumsfeld.
9:44 AM Nov 20th
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One of the dances on Dancing with the Stars should be the Super Bowl Shuffle.
9:07 PM Nov 16th
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When I go Christmas shopping, I follow around someone who is normal looking and get whatever they're getting.
6:29 AM Nov 16th
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A guy I know said he wasn't getting a flu shot because he's never gotten the flu. Buddy Holly had never been killed in a plane crash until..
1:51 PM Nov 12th
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Little known true fact: Gina Gershon boxed against Bob Dylan.
12:35 PM Nov 11th
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Reenacting scenes from Training Day with my dog. He's Ethan Hawke. I'm Denzel.
10:33 AM Nov 10th
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The Boondock Saints 2? What else are they working on? The Gigli trilogy?
7:21 AM Nov 8th
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If you see me wearing a beret, it's probably my evil twin.
4:03 PM Nov 5th
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Dorothy had to go to a place where flying monkeys were trying to eat her in order to think Kansas was half way decent.
7:50 AM Nov 4th
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The most common thought I have per day is: "Nice tattoo, fuckhead."
6:37 PM Nov 3rd
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If you're not sexy to begin with, putting on a sexy cat costume isn't going to change anything.
8:45 AM Nov 1st
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Chicago needs to be reclassified as a rain forest.
6:25 PM Oct 30th
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In concert Leonard Cohen changed one of the lyrics in The Future regarding a certain sexual technique. I can handle filth, Len.
6:15 AM Oct 30th
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- Name Dale Chapman
- Location Chicago
- Web http://home.spryn...
- Bio I produce the show We're Geniuses in France that can be seen Thursday nights at 10 on cable channel 19.
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