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  1. @LaVieBoheme73 That would be True Blood: The Crse Analytic Report.
  2. Ok let me amend the record to state that Marianne may also be Bacchus in female form.
  3. I am going on record right here and now as saying, I think Marianne is either Circe or a succubus...You heard it from me first friends...
  4. @commonlucy I was invited to the premiere today! I also was invited to the pre-sale tonight. Once we stopped laughing?...well...I said no.
  5. @missellamason omg if i could title my autobiography, that would be it! (well, more like passive disaster than action adventure but still..)
  6. "I can't go tonight. Someone has to be there while the Mexicans are rehearsing. Tonight is my turn!"
  7. Eating leftover shrimp is a bad idea. In case you wondered. I should write a damn book. "Ignoring Your Instincts: A Moron's Survival Guide".
  8. The family isn't home yet so I'm fighting flashbacks from the movie Cujo while their junkyard dogs sniff my car. Damn mandated wait period.
  9. The fever burns on & some sort of laser duel seems to be taking place between my ears. Maybe I shouldn't have doubted her "ghost pictures".
  10. I suspect this sudden fever is my brain burning off the memory of today. Perhaps it's thanking me for not scrubbing it out with whiskey.
  11. That was a question. I'm sorry. I think I lost my ability to punctuate after that.
  12. I just don't have words to describe the last two hours of my day. Is it possible to shower one's brain.
  13. @fabku You just rest that pretty little head. I'm bringing Sookie to you immediately. She makes everyone feel better!
  14. I think I find it to be an overt act of sexism when ugly guys cheat. I plan on exploring this more in my brain tomorrow
  15. I do think it's disgusting that he cheats on her. Mostly, because she is so pretty and he is so gross looking.
  16. @Cbarzak Actually, I'm thinking about doing Crse's night of poetry....I'll keep you posted.
  17. "There's a party in my mouth at 8am but only the dentist is coming." Oh Rick. That's not a party. That's just violence.
  18. So this is what the conversation deteriorates into when True Blood is reruns and I spend half the night trying to put my 3 yr old to sleep.
  19. I was published too you know. Except nobody has any respect for my work in the mini-page. Elitist bastards.
  20. @buff3 All I'm saying is I stand by my theory that today's stalker is tomorrow's attentive bf. Who'd never mistake swiss rolls for ho-hos.