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  1. @LaVieBoheme73 That would be True Blood: The Crse Analytic Report.about 14 hours ago from web in reply to LaVieBoheme73
  2. Ok let me amend the record to state that Marianne may also be Bacchus in female form.9:06 PM Jul 8th from web
  3. I am going on record right here and now as saying, I think Marianne is either Circe or a succubus...You heard it from me first friends...8:54 PM Jul 8th from web
  4. @commonlucy I was invited to the premiere today! I also was invited to the pre-sale tonight. Once we stopped laughing?...well...I said no.8:51 PM Jul 8th from web in reply to commonlucy
  5. @missellamason omg if i could title my autobiography, that would be it! (well, more like passive disaster than action adventure but still..)8:20 PM Jul 8th from txt
  6. "I can't go tonight. Someone has to be there while the Mexicans are rehearsing. Tonight is my turn!"9:00 AM Jul 8th from txt
  7. Eating leftover shrimp is a bad idea. In case you wondered. I should write a damn book. "Ignoring Your Instincts: A Moron's Survival Guide".7:38 PM Jul 7th from web
  8. The family isn't home yet so I'm fighting flashbacks from the movie Cujo while their junkyard dogs sniff my car. Damn mandated wait period.10:15 AM Jul 7th from txt
  9. The fever burns on & some sort of laser duel seems to be taking place between my ears. Maybe I shouldn't have doubted her "ghost pictures".10:04 PM Jul 6th from web
  10. I suspect this sudden fever is my brain burning off the memory of today. Perhaps it's thanking me for not scrubbing it out with whiskey.6:32 PM Jul 6th from txt
  11. That was a question. I'm sorry. I think I lost my ability to punctuate after that.1:56 PM Jul 6th from txt
  12. I just don't have words to describe the last two hours of my day. Is it possible to shower one's brain.1:52 PM Jul 6th from txt
  13. @fabku You just rest that pretty little head. I'm bringing Sookie to you immediately. She makes everyone feel better!6:26 AM Jul 6th from txt
  14. I think I find it to be an overt act of sexism when ugly guys cheat. I plan on exploring this more in my brain tomorrow11:32 PM Jul 5th from txt
  15. I do think it's disgusting that he cheats on her. Mostly, because she is so pretty and he is so gross looking.11:22 PM Jul 5th from txt
  16. @Cbarzak Actually, I'm thinking about doing Crse's night of poetry....I'll keep you posted.10:39 PM Jul 5th from web in reply to Cbarzak
  17. "There's a party in my mouth at 8am but only the dentist is coming." Oh Rick. That's not a party. That's just violence.10:08 PM Jul 5th from web
  18. So this is what the conversation deteriorates into when True Blood is reruns and I spend half the night trying to put my 3 yr old to sleep.9:46 PM Jul 5th from web
  19. I was published too you know. Except nobody has any respect for my work in the mini-page. Elitist bastards.9:11 PM Jul 5th from web
  20. @buff3 All I'm saying is I stand by my theory that today's stalker is tomorrow's attentive bf. Who'd never mistake swiss rolls for ho-hos.8:12 PM Jul 5th from txt